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SHE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU.
❝ this is exactly how it should feel when it’s meant to be. ❞
— UNTHINKABLE, Alicia Keys.
𝜗𝜚 — A SOCIAL MEDIA AU, MATURE, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE, CONTAINS MEMES, USE OF INSTAGRAM/TWITTER, CRACK!FIC, FRIENEMIES TO LOVERS, JUDE IS A SWEETHEART & A YEARNER, READER IS CONTROVERSIAL & AVOIDANT, DISCUSSES RACIAL STEREOTYPES & OTHER TOPICS
STARRING… #JUDEBELLINGHAM & POC-AMERICAN!READER
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AUTHOR’S MESSAGE… hello everyone! new crackfic to have something to update to when i’m losing it. this will be full of stuff that’s funny to me bc I might be self inserting. NO FACE CASTS, THE PICTURES ARE JUST MEANT FOR POSE & OUTFIT INSPIRATION. it’s okay if every picture is of a different person lol use ur imagination that’s why we’re here! NONE OF THE PHOTOS ARE MINE, ALL CREDS TO PINTEREST (:
PLEASE BE AWARE this fic will touch base on a lot of drama — i.e., the stereotype of footballers only dating white women, racial stereotypes other countries have for americans/poc/black women & men, and many more. reader smokes weed & reader drinks, if any of this makes you uncomfortable please don’t read cause I don’t care. i also don’t care if something i say doesn’t seem realistic THIS IS JUST FANFICTION. some names were changed around (djed’s sister & a few more) just to keep the point of imagination up.
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𝜗𝜚 — you just turned 25. young, freshly graduated from your dream school of NYU, and ready for the world. during your freshman year, you meet a new face that becomes close enough to a second half for you- your roommate brianna spence. together, you two spend the rest of your college years joined at the hip and traveling the world. it helps when her brother plays for england’s national football team.
you’re a woman of many words. very strong-minded, strong-willed, and strong-hearted. you came from a single mother home, with only one sister and the incessant need to provide for them whenever’s possible. you scored an editorial position at the Vogue office in the financial district and just moved into your one bedroom apartment in the heart of the city (with an amazing view). sure you smoke and drink, and curse and cry, but the world is at your fingertips and you’re enjoying what it’s got to offer. everything in your life was going perfect.
until he follows you on instagram one night— and then everything changes forever.
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ONE . ★ TWO. ★ THREE. ★ FOUR. ★
FIVE. ★ SIX. ★ SEVEN. ★
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EXTRAS ! trent TRENT ALEXANDER ARNOLD , erling ERLING BRAUT HAALAND , jobe JOBE BELLINGHAM , & more to be announced…
TAGLIST ! [comment on this post to be added!]
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SHE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU — A JUDE BELLINGHAM SMAU
( 𓆝 ) AUTHORS NOTE… part one lol i really wish i could just blink and everything i want to be written would just appear. anyways welcome to the introduction for the vibes. part two with jude coming later tonight after I finish editing — WARNINGS explicit language, jokes, some mean comments but ur a soldier boo don’t even blink
( 𓆝 𓆟 ) ALSO….. ** please let me know if yall want this to also have any written parts.** i can always focus the book on social media and add little fics on the side for the in person parts. it’s up to yall (I might do it anyway lol read it or don’t we ball! it’ll provide more details. + I hope yall like the layout. if not lmk and I’ll change it. :)
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📍 PUNTA CANA, Dominican Republic.
🎵 DISPARATE YOUTH, Santigold.
yourusername found my beach, now you find yours ;) #coronagirl (tagged: corona)
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corona Our favorite Corona Girl! Hope you are enjoyed the trip and we’ll see you soon!
↳ yourusername love yall for holding it down real bad
bestfriend1 😍😍😍😍😍
↳ yourusername coming home to u soon
bestfriend1 I’m not ovulating I’m not ovulating I’m not ovulating
briannaspence you’re so hot I’m literally shaking
↳ yourusername *moans*
user1 first pic 👅
↳ yourusername 😘
coworker1 Missing you! Come back to work!
↳ yourusername don’t worry ur fav personality hire will be back!!
user2 gorgeous!
user3 so so sexy baby 😍🥰
user4 can you tell djed to respond to my dms [Liked by author]
user5 👀
user6 no class
↳ user9 i could never wear a top like that, vacation or not!
↳ yourusername i’d like to see you try hoe!
user7 I’m obsessed! <3
user8 what beach is this??
↳ yourusername bavaro beach, punta cana! :*
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BRIANNA
when are u coming back to the UK </3
YOU
Girl
I don’t even know
I wanna come watch the first game of the new season though
Do yall even call it seasons
BRIANNA
larper final boss
Anyways omd yea can you come next week 😔
I’ll tell dj to get u a ticket to the banquet
YOU
it’s so crazy because in nyc, omd means on my dick
not sure what you’re trying to say but anyways
I’ll fly out this week on the #company #card
banquet 👀
BRIANNA
I won’t be shamed for loving my bestfriend just send me the information once you’ve bought it
& yeah just a small thing the boys are hosting to celebrate the world cup and start of new year so start packing
you know how you get
YOU
Gahdamn yes queen Elizabeth
BRIANNA
#strict #programming
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📍NEW YORK CITY, New York
yourusername i love being home
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bestfriend1 i was the first to see you 😝
↳ yourusername you cum first ;)
briannaspence #YEARNING
↳ yourusername #BLUSHING
user10 stealing for inspo [Liked by author]
user11 😍
user12 i know that ain’t who i think it is in the likes!
↳ user13 ???
↳ user12 djedspence liked it!
↳ user13 she’s best friends with his sister 💀
↳ user12 oh [Liked by author]
user14 you’re home ::))
user15 Stunning
user16 love the set!
user17 leather in the summer…?
user18 goals 😍
user19 I hope it’s faux fur!
↳ yourusername #no animals were harmed
user20 mid
user21 Gorgeous! 🥰
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Y/N
[Attached: 5 images]
hey! so what the fuck was this about! 😍
BRIANNA
?
What a weirdo
I actually have no clue
Y/N
Listen I love djed
Like that’s my brother down
But seriously if he embarrasses me tomorrow I will kill him.
BRIANNA
Awww ): you’re so sweet thinking that isn’t exactly what’s going to happen!
Y/N
Give me the g*n bro
BRIANNA
Wait
Who ARE you talking about actually?? 👀
Y/N
i know 3 soccer players by name and one of them is DJ 😊
BRIANNA
Football* please I don’t want to hear the exact diaspora war you don’t want him to embarrass you with
Y/N
#overit
also seriously who’s going
like I need to at LEAST look at the material bro
BRIANNA
let me ask lol
Y/N
its my fault for never making it to a world cup game
lowkey still mad at my job for sending me to DR for that entire campaign
but still I rise I guess
BRIANNA
djed said he only knows bellingham is going for sure, kane, saka, & I’m sure they invited Trent
Y/N
none of those names mean anything to me I wasn’t actually paying attention when I was watching the game #TRUTH
BRIANNA
5 years of friendship and you never cared to meet my brother’s teammates
maybe you AREN’T just using me for the money
Y/N
i’m glad idk what they look like, that means we can play smash or pass when I get there!!
sorry let me actually start using you more now, I’m giving off the wrong impression smh
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DJED SPENCE 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓃 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉 FRIDAY, JULY 31st, 2026 𝒶𝓉 LONDON, UK.
𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝓎. 𝒫𝒽𝑜𝓉𝑜𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓅𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉. 𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 NDA 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒶𝒸𝒽𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 RSVP 𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓋𝑒𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒. LOCATION WILL BE PROVIDED.
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internationaliTEA #Tea-Mates This just in! England’s National Team seems to be celebrating their third place World Cup victory with their annual bromance conference this weekend!
If our sources are correct, the team seemed to graciously hand out several RSVP invitations paired with: NDA’s? A complete change from the mess at last years self-hosted gala that resulted in some of the most delicious nights of drama yet!
ICYMI: Last year’s banquet was held in Oxfordshire, and was the birthplace of one of the most infamous nights in football tea history. From the (“alleged”) explosive arguments between an uninvited Mbappe and an annoyed Trent, to Bellingham’s breakup from his long term girlfriend of 2 years, we’ll make sure we find a way to keep you all updated the night of!
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user22 Of Gosh, another one??
↳ user23 it’s an ANNUAL gala you idiot
↳ user22 you mean an annual night where these degenerates can get together and do what? how about they practice for next World Cup instead
↳ user23 get a life bro
user24 omg i wonder if jude will bring his gf!
↳ user27 did you even read the caption? They broke up 💀
user25 only here for the wag looks that night 😫
user26 can’t wait!
user27 hopefully mbappe crashes again lol
↳ user27 nvm i need madrid to get along this yr bruv PLEASE
user28 nda’s for a gala? #haha
user29 yayyy Trent was invited (‘:
user30 wait, I know mbappe made up with everyone, but what happened with Jude???
↳ user31 basically from what this page confirmed, they disappeared 15 min into the dinner and jude came back along without her! no one knows how she left and immediately after that night she deleted all her posts with him and literally just never mentioned him again. we don’t know exactly what happens but people think she might’ve cheated
↳ user30 damn that’s crazy
↳ user31 yh lol some people I know in the uk say they still see them together sometimes but I take it with a grain of salt
user32 #seatedforthemess
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next part is long & messy lol be ready. enjoyed that? leave a like, comment, reblog, or whatever your heart desires! i accept criticism and compliments but I prefer the latter! xox
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⋮ ⌗2 ┆ JUNE IN AUGUST.
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SHE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU — A JUDE BELLINGHAM SMAU
( 𓆝 ) AUTHORS NOTE… part two lol. enjoy. posting the written in the morning to know what happened at the banquet! no need to read the written portion unless you want extra details! — WARNING explicit language, same usual stuff. harsher comments but i promise u babe we winning the idgaf war. also unedited lol
( 𓆝 𓆟 ) ALSO….. for the written chapter of the night at the banquet, click here! *** Also repeat of 3 pics for a lil realism. (‘:
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📍LONDON, United Kingdom
🎵 BE MY LOVER, La Bouche
yourusername there’s no music this song just plays whenever you see me #EnglandAffair
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user1 first
user2 no invite?
↳ yourusername mind u i was barely invited
briannaspence 😍 can’t wait for the after party looks ;)
↳ yourusername I’ll go in my birthday suit for u
↳ briannaspence why the fuck would you show me something if I couldn’t have it
user3 is she at the gala??
user4 they’re inviting anyone these days
user5 herve dress 🔥 [Liked by author]
user6 trent in the likes is tea for me (lol)
user7 drop the guest list please
bestfriend1 soon to be first death by FOMO :’(
↳ yourusername I should’ve smuggled u in my purse
↳ briannaspence fuck it cancel the banquet and redo it again 💔
user8 trashy!!!!
user9 you didn’t have anything more appropriate to wear? 😒 typical
↳ yourusername okay boo next time we BOTH are at an event, make sure to gimme some suggestions! ❤️
↳ user10 #fuck
↳ user9 she can be bitchy all she wants she’s the one begging for attention probably trying to Gold dig herself into their wallets 💀💀💀💀 [Liked by author]
user11 I need to make some more money
user12 her liking the gold digger comment???
↳ user13 like girl! PR nightmare 🤦♀️ didn’t they sign NDA’s?!
↳ yourusername man fuck yall and that NDA 😂
user14 trent what are u doing here!!!
user15 #MOMMY [Liked by author]
user16 INAPPROPRIATE!
user17 I’m going to ignore this for my mental Health
djedspence my fit better
↳ yourusername dwayne get out my fucking comment section
user18 come look at this 😂 internationalitea
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🎵 LONG WAY TO GO, Cassie
briannaspence Congratulations to my brother Djed for being able to say I’m his sister! And also for the World Cup I guess. #EnglandAffair [Tagged: yourusername]
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yourusername #feeling #perverted
↳ briannaspence i am going to take advantage of u tonight
↳ yourusername mmm yummy
↳ djedspence ?
↳ yourusername you just don’t know how to mind your own goddamn business
trent little sister! 💪
↳ briannaspencer my brotherrr 🤞
mbappe no invite this year?
↳ judebellingham 😂
↳ briannaspence judebellingham you’re laughing? the dictator demands answers and you’re laughing?
briannasmom be careful beautiful ladies! [Liked by author]
djedspence no picture & I’m the reason you guys are here?
↳ briannaspence #Fairs
bestfriend1 😍😍😍👅👅👅
↳ briannaspence let me touch you 😫
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Y/N
This is
One of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen in my life
I never want to see him again
BRIANNA
Who is that
I can’t see past the coaches and DJ doesnt let me leave 💔
Y/N
June Bellingham? Whatever his name is i #NEED #THAT
BRIANNA
WAAAAAIIRTTTT LMAO
#GOLDDIGGER
#DO IT
OH MY DAYS LMAOOO
Y/N
BIrch
Birke
BITCH LMEAO
BE CALM LET ME WORK MY MAGIC
BRIANNA
he commented under the picture of the both of us and liked it
he’s literally so fucking obsessed with you
Y/N
Brianna
BRIANNA
?
??
??????
Y/N
is it better to die or to speak
trick question i’m going to bl*w my br*ins out btw 😍
BRIANNA
#what #dat #mean
it couldn’t be that bad..?
…
Y/N
he looked me up and down
thought i was a relative that just so happened to be a fan
offered a picture, threw a FUCKINF THUMBS UP
and said it was nice to meet me & dismissed me 😊
hiding in the bathroom to rid myself of the pure shame I feel
I thought i had it like that and i #do #not
BRIANNA
you’re fucking tapped i knew you shouldn’t have smoked before we left
he was probably a bit tipsy & not paying attention we’ve been here for a while
ok but he looked you up and down 👀
Y/N
Please don’t gaslight me right now Brianna deadass I’m losing my mind that was so humiliating
I felt like a fuckinf Make A Wish kid
i said nice to meet you June 😀
i called him fucking June
BRIANNA
Coming to the bathroom give me a sec
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📍LONDON, United Kingdom
🎵 NASTY GIRL, The Notorious B.I.G.
djedspence A fantastic year for the game, but a fantastic day for my outfit. #EnglandAffair
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briannaspence oh brother this guy #STINKS
↳ djedspence you’re adopted by the way
briannasmom my beautiful son 😍
briannasmom take care of Your sister!
↳ djedspence 😂❤️
harrykane this guy 🔥🔥🔥 [Liked by author]
trent what a guy 💪 [Liked by author]
judebellingham top level mate 🤞 [Liked by author]
yourusername could never outdress me by the way
↳ djedspence your chatting fam
↳ judebellingham djedspence 😂 not even best dressed at the table
↳ djedspence Sod off, June
↳ jobe 😂
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🎵 SUIT & TIE, Justin Timberlake
judebellingham Big night for the guys, they get to be around me. #EnglandAffair [Tagged: trent]
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user1 heyyyy juuuude 😍
user2 my poor #trude heart
↳ user3 i thought it was jent
↳ user2 say jent out loud and tell me that’s what it should be
djedspence 🐐
↳ judebellingham bahhh
user4 OVULATING
user5 🥰🥰😍
erling 😀
↳ judebellingham 😃
user6 everyone looked so good at the banquet!
trent soft launching
↳ judebellingham love u bro
jobe june in august? 🧐
↳ judebellingham You weren’t even there for that
↳ jobe i don’t need to be there to laugh at you.
judeexgf Congrats to you guys 🎉 [Liked by author]
user7 JUDEINA SUIT
user7 JUDE INA. SUIT
user7 JUDE IN A SUIT
user8 Not the ex commenting
↳ user9 he liked it 💀💀💀
user10 what’s the june joke about
↳ user11 When you find out tag me!
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🎵 TRIPPIN’ ON A YACHT, Cash Cobain
yourusername the party and the after party
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briannaspence 2 posts in one day! (I took every picture)
↳ yourusername gotta feed the streets (u da real goat)
↳ briannaspence you’re feeling it 😂
bestfriend1 Stay there I’m swimming otw!
↳ yourusername I’m stopping the boat right now!
user1 😍
user2 GOALS!
user3 what’s the point of the NDA if you’re going to post everything 😂
↳ user4 you know Americans and their big mouths 😂😂😂
↳ user3 at least it matches her fake arse 😂😂
user5 So pretty!
user6 ghetto Smoking on a boat
↳ user7 honestly so disrespectful this is such a bad look for the team
↳ user8 Trent liking makes it no better!
↳ user7 I didn’t even see how absolutely filthy ugh I hope they don’t invite her anywhere again!
user9 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
user10 srry but she’s leeeng x
↳ user11 like how can u hate this is cunty idk
↳ yourusername you see it sista
user11 STUNNING
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internationalitea Calling all our Tea-Mates! It’s that special night we’ve all been waiting for and boy, do we have a story for you! It’s finally #EnglandAffair night!
Our star-studded team all attended the private RSVP’d party at a secret location we promised our sources we wouldn’t tell. The multi-million dollar event was sponsored by Adidas, and had fire performers, dancers, and a five course meal to celebrate the team! Much higher budget than last year— and that’s confirmed! The event ended with a private after-party held on a luxurious yacht rented by Mr. Harry Kane himself as a thank you to the team! Only the closest friends on a very tiny list were allowed.
As for the dramaaa: Y/N. The newest mystery to the equation. As of tonight, bad boy Trent recently followed her on Instagram and sent a small like to her recent photos from the event (should we keep an eye on that?). We also heard from our little teammate she had a bit of an awkward run-in with Jude Bellingham. Talk about a bad first impression! Aside from the rumble she’s made here on social media within the past few days, we can confirm the incident with Jude was just a simple understanding. From a now deleted tweet, Y/N confirms the awkward encounter led to an inside joke several players have been seen mentioning in their recent comments. Talk about a tough crowd!
It seems she’s caused a lot of ruckus so far— from her very different style of photographs and raunchy responses to hate comments, to her posting a vulgar photograph with what we can assume to be a joint on a once-in-a-lifetime party and getting on the wrong foot with one of England’s star players— we’ll make sure to keep you updated on the events as usual!
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user1 What a horrible influence! Smoking on a boat with all star players that shouldn’t have to deal with such juvenile behaviour….. hope she leaves back to America soon!!!
user2 Trent would follow anyone, let’s not act surprised haha
↳ user3 honestly they probably met at the party lol I don’t even think it was that serious
↳ user2 yah everything else is super weird thou
user4 She’s gorgeous!
user5 She looks like a prostitute .
↳ user6 we call them 304s in America 😂
user7 comments should be limited on a post like this. she’s still a person.
user8 finally a queen 😍
↳ user9 She is undesirable. Can’t bring a girl like this home with her arse hanging out in her photos
↳ user8 You’re parasocial
user10 2nd photo is too far. We shouldn’t have to see that thing 🤮
user11 I like that she responds, yall are going to learn you can’t bully everyone!
↳ user12 it’s not bullying. it’s extremely irresponsible to sit here and do such vulgar things like promote smoking and drinking and nudity on your Instagram. there are impressionable people on here, and it’s unfair especially to the players that work so hard to maintain their reputation! Just blimey horrible
↳ user11 not reading that good luck to you in the real world
user13 😍😍😍 what a woman!
user14 British men would date an American girl just because she acts like one of us 🤣🤣🤣
↳ user15 if 2+2 equals 4…..?
user16 who could possibly have a bad interaction with Jude? Sounds like a skill issue 😳
user17 it’s so embarrassing she responds like girl go touch grass
user18 who did she go with? Cause who’s type is she…
↳ user19 everything is always about a man with you people, she’s a friend of djed’s sister she was invited!
user20 I wonder how much the BBL was
↳ user21 that’s just genetics lol
↳ user20 if you think that’s genetics I have a bridge to sell you . 😭
user22 a looot of micro aggressions being said #👀 #hmm
user23 she’s most definitely after someone’s money… you can just tell
user24 did they personally pick the best pictures off her Instagram? 😂
↳ user25 at least try to make her look bad HAHA
bestfriend1 bitch 😂😂😂😂 yourusername
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what a trip. & we’re only 2 parts in #sigh. if u wanna read the whole gala stay tuned for tomorrow for a two part update special! part 2.5 & part 3! enjoyed that? leave a like, comment, reblog, or whatever your heart desires! i accept criticism and compliments but I prefer the latter! xox
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⋮ ⌗6 ┆ LAUGH HIM OUT HIS JERSEY.
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SHE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU — A JUDE BELLINGHAM SMAU.
( 𓆝 ) AUTHORS NOTE… double update for my kings queens royalty — i owe yall for the long time i took I’m sorry pls forgive me i love yall
( 𓆝 𓆟 ) ALSO….. ** please let me know if there are any typos or anything that doesn’t belong! i love yall xx see yall next update ;)
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Y/N
[Replied to story] 🤔
JUDE
🤔
Y/N
genuine question and don’t overreact
do you stalk everyone on your Instagram
JUDE
😂
Only the ones that happen to be where I am.
Y/N
well my excuse is I’m here for DJ, what’s yours?
JUDE
My invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail.
Y/N
don’t be funny I care about my internet safety
JUDE
Since you just know, I’m here for an interview and to relax a bit before the next game. It’s Hawaii. 🤷♂️
Y/N
you gonna stalk me some more by showing up to the celebration tomorrow?
👀👀👀
JUDE
Is it stalking if I was invited? 🤔
Y/N
you got invited in the past 5 minutes of our conversation?
you’re quick
JUDE
Is that a nice way of saying desperate? 😂
Y/N
it’s a nice way of saying i won’t call the police when i see you ❤️
JUDE
You’re a lot more charming than when we first met.
Y/N
I only called you June to assert my dominance
JUDE
A real man can accept when he’s been defeated. 💯
Y/N
okay shakespeare [JUDEBELLINGHAM reacted with “😂”]
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📍 HAWAII
🎵 DO YOU MIND, Kyla & Crazy Cousinz
djedspence had an incredible year, can’t wait for the next one #26
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briannaspence baby brother 🥺
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↳ djedspence thanks bro! 🤝
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user1 happy birthday djed!
user2 someone tell my man I said I’m on the way
user3 so sad I missed it 💯
↳ user4 real 😭😭😭😭😭 who is he with??
↳ user2 he’s there with y/n and Brianna and friends
user3 yourusername getting an invite before me…?
user5 even under a birthday post #she haunts us
↳ user6 her impact >
user7 it’s very telling on who was invited 🧐
user8 #Y/NJUDE nation rise!
↳ user9 you were that bored?
↳ user8 i am alive
user10 happy birthday djed, maybe life grant you many more years!
↳ user11 at least comment this on his page 😭
user11 DJED 😍😍😍
user12 Wasn’t he just with Ashley?
↳ user9 It seems like him and Y/N just had a convo. We know Jude is just a polite man. We all know he misses Ashley.
↳ user12 yea ur probs right
user13 I have so much fomo 😭
user14 is that y/n and Jude again????
↳ user15 they’re trying to shove her down our throats and I’m not falling for it
↳ user14 yeah pfffttt im definitely not falling for the propaganda at all whaaaaat who would even think such a thing….👀
↳ user15 :|
user16 Love that he’s posting more!
user17 i think it’s sweet he invited everyone 🥺
user18 djed jude jobe trent and mbappe in one room i wish i was a fly on the wall
user19 can y/n move.
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yourusername I can’t be pale in my casket make sure I die with a tan, it’s part of the brand 💯
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Y/N
wait where is the camera
pls answer i only came up here to get it
and i need to finish my tan before the UV rays go back down bruh
briannaaaaaaa
BRIANNA
Bitch
[Attached a video by “Good Morning Hawaii”]
Please do not come downstairs until you listen to that video
Y/N
Why are you sending me Jude interviews you’re way too deep in
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[NOW TRANSCRIBING 25sec VIDEO….]
Interviewer: (Laughs) What a great answer, Jude— which brings me to my next question.
Interviewer raises eyebrows jokingly. Jude laughs and tilts his head back expectantly.
Jude: Now you’re proper scaring me, yeah? (Laughs)
Interviewer throws her head back in laughter, Jude rubs a hand against his face slightly embarrassed.
Interviewer: We know you’ve been single for a while (Jude groans and the interviewer and him both laugh), at least let me ask this last question then we’re done!
Jude laughs again, crossing his arms and leaning back into his chair in defeat.
Jude: Alright, can’t be that bad? (Jude shrugs, but winces and it makes the interviewer shoo his reaction)
Interviewer: The public is dying to know, do you have a type? Is there something you’re looking for in a lucky girl?
Jude sits silently, his lips pressed into a flat-lipped smile as he squints and looks up with a sigh.
Jude: I knew it was a trick!
Interviewer laughs, placing the cards back on the table and gesturing for Jude to answer.
Jude: (Groans) Alright fine. I don’t have a type at all, but I’d say I’m definitely looking for.. (Taps a finger against his chin, feigning a thoughtful look) Definitely has to be down to Earth, has to know how to drive because unfortunately that’s the only thing I cannot do..
Interviewer laughs once again.
Jude: Hmm… (Crosses hands and tries to hide the smirk on his lips before settling for a smile) She definitely has to make me laugh. Just learned recently how fun it is talking to someone who’s just proper funny. (Jude turns towards camera with a sudden serious expression) She’s not funnier than me, but she’s funny.
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Y/N
I
I din
I don’t even inwkwbag the duck today
I can’t type
I don’t know what the fuck to say
BRIANNA
there’s no way he isn’t talking about you
There’s just no way
It makes so much sense as to why he keeps laughing at your stuff
You’re laughing him out that Real Madrid jersey!!!!
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WELP #LOL. BIG moment next chapter ;) anyways love you guys leave a like, comment, reblog, or whatever if you enjoyed and think I was a good girl and deserved it *blushes*
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SHE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU — A JUDE BELLINGHAM SMAU.
( 𓆝 ) AUTHORS NOTE… part three lol letting it build up a bit cause next part is when we FINALLY get what we’ve all been dreaming of 😝 sorry for the late update also guys lol I’ve been binging game of thrones and I’m trying to feel something again! * a nice chapter to lighten up the HATRED I feel y/n haters!
( 𓆝 𓆟 ) ALSO….. part 4 tomorrow, written part (maybe) maybe tomorrow. leave a comment taking a guess on how y/n and jude’s gonna end up! i’d love to see the theories! also bc we’re all friends pls lmk if there are any typos and inconsistencies lol
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BRIANNA
did you see what bestfriend1 tagged you in? [Sent: instagram post by internationaliTEA]
good morning boo wake up!!!
Y/N
my bad i was on the balcony thinking of ways to j-
Oh. 🧍🏽♀️
Oh they hate me DOWN LMAOOOO
BRIANNA
OMgggg how did they even find out about the yacht??
Y/N
(Us actively posting throughout the night)
BRIANNA
We could never be the problem
No seriously are we going to get breakfast today
Djed wants to go to this brunch spot before we fly back tmr
Y/N
Yea I’m in the room taking a shower right now
I can’t believe we didn’t share a room you must hate me and want me to die
BRIANNA
Yeah I got you your own hotel room so you can smoke in peace what a horrible friend i am
Y/N
Yeah smh my vices ARE your problem
They think I have a bbl 👅
BRIANNA
That’s the worst way to body shame you?? #LOL
honestly don’t even listen to those comments
they do this to everyone they even did it to me one year when Trent and i were caught at dinner
Whole time trent is like djed just lightskin
Like that’s my #brother
Y/N
I know, I’m not letting it get to me girl i promise I’m not losing a blink of sleep ✌🏽
But seriously they’ve seen us together for 5 years where is all this undying hatred coming from
All this for lil old me 😭😭😭
BRIANNA
You can’t be hot and funny andddd friends with their favorite people, now you’re going too far 😒
Y/N
I understand it now 🧘🏽♀️
okay I’m getting dressed now
BRIANNA
Kk me too (👀)
I also didn’t like that they didn’t mention the fact that you and Jude at least made up
Y/N
we didn’t make up girl
BRIANNA
You didn’t tell me what happened because you just wanted to go smoke!
Y/N
Many such cases
bro it was cold as fuck on that boat idk who the fuck has a yacht in LONDON but that’s #STUPID
Ugh i was gonna tell you the tea while we were drinking tea 😒
BRIANNA
Not with djed and his friends around, are you?
Y/N
#NAUR
ok honestly it was nothing lol
we didn’t speak again until on the boat literally mid-smoke
I went to go ask for a lighter because mine fell into the water 😍😍
BRIANNA
WAIT your favorite one??
Y/N
Yes the one (redacted) got me with my name on it
We might’ve broken up but them gifts and I are still together!
BRIANNA
#real
Y/N
But yeah idk i dropped the fucking lighter cause he came out of nowhere sounding all like a fucking security guard
He apologized for scaring me, I apologized for calling him June
He said he recognized me from the Instagram pic apologized and we went our separate ways cause he didn’t like the smell of the smoke #LOL
BRIANNA
You scaring the hoes off with ur addiction
BJT WHAT LAMO
why was that sooooooooooo
Y/N
uninteresting?
boring?
HORRIBLE?
pick one 😍
BRIANNA
is it better to die or to speak 😳
Y/N
I fuckinf hate you lol
Oh yea & he followed me on instagram #tsundere
BRIANNA
Wjat
W hat
WHATV???
Y/N
yeah
I know we joke but tbh like all jokes aside it seems pretty bleh to me
Like I don’t even think I’m his type (I stalked his account and looked into my enemy tea page)
he likes the snow
BRIANNA
Bitch LMFAO
#youcanchangehim
Y/N
You’re apart of the reason I’m clinically insane
BRIANNA
Cheers ❤️
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djedspence commented: “You’re both so embarrassing”
briannaspence commented: “as the queen of the uk it’s a yes btw”
bestfriend1 commented: “YES INNIT BRUV whatever u say sexy 👀”
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Y/N
Am I embarrassing myself texting you that he liked my story
Because he liked my story
BRIANNA
I have no idea how to under react to this right. you know I’m not normal
Can we just ditch brunch
Y/N
I’m drinking and it’s FREE #sorry alcohol and drugs first, THEN we talk!
BRIANNA
this is worse than being edged
Y/N
Nothing is worse than being edged 💯
Anyways I’m gonna keep downing these thinking about ur friend and i’s abusive relationship
BRIANNA
omg “they” got you
you said relationship the prophecy is working
Y/N
you get me
anyways Trent looks kind of good 👀
…
BRIANNA
sorry for pinching you btw don’t tell anyone i have such a possessive problem with you
Y/N
once we finish leeching of your brother and his athlete friends I’m soooo gonna punish you
BRIANNA
Why are we sexting so much today
Y/N
Idk June has me morally conflicted rn
JUDE*
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yourusername me being trashy vs me being classy 😘
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briannaspence my tongue is wagging
↳ yourusername get my seat ready!
↳ briannaspence WAIT THE CAPTION LMAO #GAGTHEM
djedspence I’m telling mum
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↳ yourusername still a roadman at heart 😂😂
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user2 😍😳
user3 Ok now hold on
↳ user4 right omg here she goes again being weird & petty 😂
↳ user3 actually I was gonna say I know we hated the smoking but she looks kindaaaa #hearmeout
↳ user4 I’m fighting the urge to agree #icl
user5 Lenggg
user6 now she wants to act British for attention 🧍♀️
↳ user5 you see she’s been close to djed and brianna and yet ur brain still remains useless
user7 BIGMAMA 👅
user8 I see someone’s name that. I did not think I would see.
↳ user9 #Hetrynaignoreit
↳ user8 #wetrynaignoreit
↳ user10 can’t ignore real motion 💯
user11 as a Brit I’m sorry I #LAUV her!!!
user12 here goes J**e
↳ user13 censoring his name 💀💀💀💀💀
↳ user12 he’s on timeout for following someone like this 😂
user13 the scarf for a top and the rollers w the joint? Sorry she’s taking it.
user14 NYC girlies and UK girlies are so alike 😍😍😍
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user16 JUDES IN THE COMMENTW AND THE LKKESSSSS?????? internationalTEA
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BRIANNA
Thanks for abandoning I thought you were still in the bathroom ):
Y/N
I’m sorry I’ve had to pee my life away since we got back to the hotel room and idk if it’s gonna turn into anything else
Y/N
Uk food hitting my ASSHOLE rn
BRIANNA
Screenshotting this and sending it to internationalitea
Y/N
Those women will skin me alive why would you want to see that
BRIANNA
At least they know you’re tea
What are you wearing
Y/N
Who’s going?
Please just answer I don’t have time my stomach is in my ass right now
Why has DJ wanted to hang out with us so much lately 🤔 #thinking #noticing
BRIANNA
idk but I’m surprised everyone else is lingering too
clearly everyone prefers us to DJ idk why we’d even ask
Y/N
#wait I thought you always hung out with them
I think I’m gonna wear either a dress or this set I have
I’m running out of clothes I didn’t know we’d be out this much and I only have small fabrics left!!
I might have to get coffee in a poster girl dress
BRIANNA
Ok same let’s keep the vibes going
you wouldn’t wear a poster girl dress 😒
Anyways I mean idk the last time I saw all of them was at the World Cup and stuff but it seems they all wanna fuck each other at this point & can’t get enough
The one I’m really surprised about is June actually 🤔
Y/N
YOu actually HABE to fucking stop
And feeding my delusions before an outing isn’t okay
is he coming by any chance…. Per haps….. per chance… 👀
BRIANNA
Lol
DJ said he’s coming and then side eyed me
Y/N
I’m notgoing
He liked mt story by the way
Responded to a comment on Instagram
Bro like honestly it’s so embarrassing 😍 how desperate he is 😆🥰:DDDD
BRIANNA
Im going to join a Facebook group for people suffering with delusional friends (actually I am noticing and it’s genuinely so weird because this is flirting but it’s not? You’ve only had two conversations that seem barely friendly???)
Y/N
Listen man I’m just here for a good time
I might be dying inside but the vibes are good
Ok I’m gonna do my makeup pls remind me to charge my camera
BRIANNA
goddamnit mine is dead
ok hurry up we still have so much of this dead horse to beat on
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internationaliTEA #TEA-MATES! This just in! We just got word from a source that Djed Spence and his sister, Jude Bellingham, Marcus Rashford, Trent Alexander, and a few others were sighting out on the town this fine lovely night! They seem to be partying at a club we’ve seen them at many times with some mystery women hand in hand!
Djed unsurprisingly seems to be having some fun, but there’s someone getting…. cozier (??) than expected: JUDE BELLINGHAM! England’s golden boy and brand new bachelor seems to be laughing it up…. with Y/N Y/LN? More news developing! Our sources are working hard to give you the scoop, but honestly speaking, WE didn’t even see this coming! Judging from previous experiences this doesn’t seem to be someone London’s good boy would get along with. We’ll be back ;)
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me never uploading the written piece bc I can’t decide if I wanna commit to that >> I resonate deeply with y/n’s avoidance :D anyways part 4 coming soon and it’s a hot one so be prepared I love yall so much and I can’t thank u all enough for the kind words you’ve all sent me! im glad we all love y/n! sorry if you think this one was a little boring it’s to tie some lose strings together for the part 4!
also should I had a next/previous link to each chapter so yall can shift though? anyways love u guys so much i will kiss u all. enjoyed that? leave a like, comment, reblog, or whatever your heart desires! i accept criticism and compliments but I prefer the latter! xox
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( 𓆝 ) AUTHORS NOTE… part five lol everybody say thank you to @kiwonitea for keeping me in check THANK YOU BOO LMFAOOO anyways I love the support guys seriously I will d*e for every single one of yall NO SHADE it’s us against the world I promise yall it’s us and y/n forever.
( 𓆝 𓆟 ) ALSO….. ** should we double update tonight? 👀 let me know if there’s any typos love yall xx we’re getting somewhere omg if yall wanna be one of the comments in the next chapter send me an ask! #interactive eeekkk
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JUDE
hey y/n 👋
Y/N
hey june
JUDE
I should have expected that. 😂
I just wanted to see if you were getting on alright.
Y/N
you started it
you saw the thread didn’t you
please lie to me 🙏
JUDE
Never been much of a good liar. 🤦♂️
Y/N
😊😁😄😃😀
I’m fine omg why does everyone keep asking me that omg it’s too much attention 🙄😝
JUDE
You text the exact same way that you speak, it’s incredible.
Y/N
and now you’re saying I’m incredible Jude please stop it’s too much I’m a normal person too
JUDE
What do they call it? A micro-niche celebrity. 😂
Y/N
i felt like “micro-niche” was too belittling
but no seriously i’m fine lol it wasn’t even that bad I’ve read worse
JUDE
Yeah, you’ll never get used to it.
Y/N
Oh #okay 😃
JUDE
STop typing so fast I can’t keep up. [YOURUSERNAME reacted with “😂”]
But I was going to say it gets easier to ignore when you realize those words don’t mean anything. I’ve gotten comments like that before, they mean nothing if you’ve got a good head on your shoulders.
Sure it’ll bother you you’re a human, but once you let that go you remember it’s not worth arguing with people like that. 💪
Y/N
you’re so inspirational I feel like watching a sports highlight reel
JUDE
Just trying to be serious. 😂
Y/N
It’s okay, I really do appreciate the nice words lol
wow Real Madrid has a dictator AND a peacemaker
what a team
JUDE
Is that what I am now? Might as well be bloody Switzerland. 😂
Y/N
switzerland has never seen an ass like that babe 💯 [MESSAGE HAS BEEN UNSENT.]
sorry i was typing too fast and sent a typo
anyways switzerland would be lucky 💯
JUDE
You flatter me.
Y/N
well you know what they say
JUDE
What do they say?
Y/N
idk i thought you knew that’s why i said that
JUDE
😂😂😂
You might as well be apart of the Spence family.
Y/N
you saw me at the family table at that banquet, i am! [JUDEBELLINGHAM reacted with “😂”]
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internationaliTEA #TEA-Mates! Breaking news! Our favorite golden boy has been spotted with his favorite girl- Ashley! A close source snapped this pics for us on a luncheon outing they seemed to be at in London after Jude’s first game of the season. Are they rekindling old flames? We don’t know much, but we do know these two have been interacted quite a bit since their breakup two years ago.
Stay tuned for more updates!
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user1 I KNEW IT LOL
user2 he knows where #home is
↳ user3 literally
user4 finally the #other propaganda can stop!
user5 j*de just giving it out
user6 here we go again
↳ user7 first #junegate now #ashleygate is back
user8 Oh…
user9 Bruh LOL
user10 Jude is never going to settle down and you guys need to get this through your heads
↳ user11 he’s young and hot let him!
↳ user8 wait so it’s okay when Jude gives it out but the girls he’s giving it out to are the problem…? #noticing
↳ user11 they’re the easy ones not me 😂😂😂
↳ user8 I see what kind of person u are lol
user12 whatever my king wants he gets
user13 everyone acting like they like Ashley….?
↳ user14 at least we know her 😂
↳ user13 we don’t know any of these people
user15 I’ve seen this movie before
user16 I actually liked him and yourusername):
↳ user17 oh sweetie that was never going to happen
↳ user16 a girl can dream
↳ user18 user16 have better dreams next time
↳ user16 oh bitch hoe please
user19 Good for him
↳ user22 yall don’t know what yall want 😭😭😭
user20 Denise won’t be happy….
↳ user21 it’s not about Denise’s happiness.., it’s about his?
↳ user20 or do you mean it’s about yours????
user22 just when I thought we were safe.
user23 again I’m seated for the damn mess
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Y/N
Brianna
Brianna
Brianna
BRIANNA CODE RED
ANSWER THE FODDAMN PHONE
BRIANNA
me on FaceTime I can’t even answer rn
Y/N
#weird but I’ll overlook that
anyways
you’ll never believe who just texted me
it was Jude btw don’t guess
BRIANNA
I’m sorry repeat that?
I thought I read that Jude Bellingham texted you sorry must not be able to see correctly
Y/N
[Attached: 5 screenshots]
BRIANNA
I need to figure out how to respond to this without sound parasocial
Y/N
is it parasocial if you know us
BRIANNA
US??? I AM SO NIR NORMAL ABOUR THSI LMAO
WHY ARE YOU BEING NORMAL ABOUT THIS
Y/N
as you can see from the messages i am the celebrity here babes
HE needs to not be normal about this
BRIANNA
I’m literally kicking my feet and blushing right now are you out of your fucking mind
Y/N
also not to embarrass myself but the switzerland text was actually me saying they’ve never seen an ass like his
i might’ve scared him away but it was #worth it
BRIANNA
I’m really sitting here trying to be mad at that but the flirting is making me forget
Y/N
oh pleaseeee
if that’s flirting than what i do is sexual harassment
BRIANNA
i pray our messages never leak every single day
Y/N
I can’t be ashamed of who I am it’s impossible
seriously though he’s the sweetest I didn’t expect that at all
esp after the whole fiasco
and I am extremely embarrassed he even read that
but he took it like a champ so I will too
#Real #Shit
BRIANNA
if i wasn’t on the phone rn I’d be calling you with tears in my eyes like that LeBron meme
“I can’t believe this is my life”
Y/N
who are you on the phone with
BRIANNA
haven’t you been messy enough for one day
Y/N
that’s physically impossible
BRIANNA
[Sent a post by internationalitea]
Ohh is this why you weren’t “flirting” according to you
Y/N
I didn’t even see that
i had to mute them because my messy ass kept stalking
maybe you were right
anyways see that just proves he was being polite
djed probably asked him to text me after we spoke about that thread
BRIANNA
Yeah maybe
Or maybe
And hear me out
Maybe he just wanted to speak to you
Y/N
wow Brianna you really do think outside the box
BRIANNA
But they say when you change perspectives 💯
Y/N
don’t recite the scriptures to me witch i was there when they were written
and stop changing the subject you fucking manipulator
who the FUCK are you on the phone with
…
Y/N
don’t worry boo ima #look #thru #dat #phone in hawaii
BRIANNA
I have not the slightest idea as to what you’re talking about
just make sure you don’t miss your flight and I’m not even joking
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sorry for the long update AGAIN LOL guys LOCKING in I pinky swear. anyways love you guys leave a like, comment, reblog, or whatever if you enjoyed and think I was a good girl and deserved it *blushes*
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⋮ ⌗4 ┆ BROTHERLY LOVE.
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SHE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU — A JUDE BELLINGHAM SMAU.
( 𓆝 ) AUTHORS NOTE… part 4 after a gazillion years. sorry guys i got anxiety yall chill it was a lot planning out how i wanted this to end. but i got that down and i’m excited. anyways, today is finally the day <3 a little bit of fan service if ur the one who asked for me to include mbappe some more— welcome to the club french-boy.
( 𓆝 𓆟 ) ALSO….. pleaseeee stop complaining about how long it’s taking for jude & y/n to interact i promise it’s all for a good reason lol. part 5 tomorrow I pinky swear if i forget yall can curse me out in the comments lol i take full responsibility! ashlyn’s name is ashley and her face is only being used bc im too lazy to get creative sorry i am who i am and you can’t change me
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user1 OMG
user1 You know you made it when you cause all this conversation! OFF ONE HANGOUT LOL
user2 This is DISGUSTING! She’s making everyone look so bad and look like they do things that are illegal! They know they cannot drink and smoke it’s disgusting she has them around this! Those poor boys, I don’t see her lasting! 😡😡
↳ user3 they’re grown men..
↳ user2 they’re grown men with grown careers! If she wants to be ghetto and trashy she needs to do that with her own friends in America and not bring it here! These are experienced world-renowned athletes!
↳ user3 THEYRE. NEVER. GOING. TO. FUCK. YOU. OR. PICK. YOU.
user4 A thread over a random girl?? 😭😭
↳ user5 didn’t they make one for Djed sister too 😂😂 over trent!
↳ user4 YESSS LMAO I remember and DJ told them to never post about Brianna again!
↳ user5 he needs to sue! Everyone should SUE!
user6 weed isn’t that big of a deal
↳ user2 it is when they’re athletes and they need to take themselves more seriously….
↳ user6 These are grown ass fucking men btw..
user7 DJ has known her for years guys I don’t think it’s that big of a deal it’s his sisters bf
↳ user8 and since when was Brianna a good influence? 😂
↳ user7 honestly they both need to disappear 😂 two bad gyals so pathetic
user9 here comes the worst archetype of girl ugh why don’t they ever date normal girls who don’t need to run to the internet for attention and don’t do drugs to be cool?
user10 Omg not my sister’s coworker being on a tea page 😭😭😭
↳ user11 OMG ask ur sister about it!!!
↳ user10 I did lol my sister said she’s so funny and sweet, the office loves her. Disappointing to say the least
↳ user11 ugh she doesn’t even seem like the type, we clearly see the real her in her nasty replies
user12 someone needs to make sure she doesn’t have any past boyfriend… Jude’s last ex was jumping from rich guy to rich guy! 😒
↳ user13 the difference is this one looks even worse smh bellingham can do so much better
user14 Jude was just being polite everyone… I doubt he’d hang out with someone like this. He’s definitely too good for her.
↳ user15 yeah I agree, everyone loves hanging out with desperate girls like these but they never last wrong 🤣✌️
user16 are you gonna post about the football player supporting trump…?
↳ user17 so make your own post. Stuff like this matters to people, especially when these men are representing our country and us as people. .. they need to take it seriously
↳ user18 they’re playing soccer not running for fucking president
user19 if I was her, I would respond all day! You guys are MISERABLEEEEE
user20 love her, and I’m starting a rumor!
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briannaspence commented: “#ANYWAYS 😍”
bestfriend1 commented: “FLY GIRLLL #ANYWAYS ”
user1 commented: “get them again!”
user2 commented: “fairs.”
user3 commented: “we’re getting that thread taken down!”
briannaspence replied: “we’re not going to entertain that shit btw
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DJED
I saw the thread
Y/N
Okay??
I did too
Now what
DJED
Stop projecting your anger out on me
Are you okay?
Y/N
Not you care about meeee
Lmao yes Dj I’m fine
Dusting my shoulders off
They didn’t even mention my degree #rip
DJED
Lmao
If I knew this would get so out of hand I wouldn’t have invited the boys to the club with us 🤦♂️
Y/N
I’m glad you did
June and I got along well
DJED
You’re still calling him that??
Y/N
i plead the fifth
DJED
Are you flirting with my fucking teammate
Y/N
not actively right now no why?? is he asking 👀👀
DJED
I am going to kill you when I see you
Y/N
tough crowd
anyways no lol he’s just a nice lad
DJED
Who the fuck am I talking to right now
Y/N
?
i respect the brits now
you got me mate
DJED
Please stop trolling me I’m trying to have a sentimental conversation with you
Y/N
don’t piss me off dj you texting me for a reason what is it
DJED
I just said the damn reason! To make sure you aren’t paying attention to any of that bullshit online. I don’t recommend you answer it either, they’re going to nitpick you forever
Y/N
i bought you a drink the other night and now you’re sending me sentimental texts???
its been 84 years
i can’t believe this is my life
#happiness
#friendship
DJED
Goodbye we’re done here.
Y/N
LMAO
Ok deadass sorry
seriously though thanks lol I’ll be fine I promise lol
and I’ll try to stop responding
sometimes they say something that’s just too baitable
DJED
Well stop failing
I’m tired of my mom texting me asking me to check on you
Y/N
LMAOOO mind you we’ve talked every day
That’s really my girl
Buy her another house she deserves it
DJED
We’re done here
Y/N
Mr Krabs come back
Sorry
It’s just too easy see
I can’t help it imagine if you were one of “those” people on Instagram ugh 😣
DJED
I’m choosing to ignore the first text
Anyways toughen up chin up chest out let it go
And stop flirting with Jude its weird
Y/N
First of all we’re not flirting
second of all are you serious 🧍♀️
DJED
I’m not forbidding you to talk to him, I’m not one of those brothers from a movie
But seriously he’s too soft for you, don’t break my teammates heart please we all have a season to play
Y/N
Fuck that season and fuck yall
But no seriously lmao it’s not like that, he’s a nice guy #submissive and I make him laugh #dominant
DJED
Whatever you do just don’t make a mess please
I’m unfortunately involved in this now and I don’t feel like cleaning up after either of you
Y/N
you must be fucking with that tea page #OPP
why so negative
we don’t flirt dj we were talking about smoking and stuff and he was just asking me stupid questions
not that serious he’s not even my type
DJED
I’m also ignoring that lie of a text like I didn’t see brianna’s texts at the banquet 👨🦯
Y/N
#what #dat #mean
DJED
Just make sure you’re comfortable and happy.
Idgaf just stop getting into arguments on Instagram my publicist wants to kill me for letting you and brianna.
Y/N
So you’d kill for brianna and I? 👀
#brother #family #happiness
also sorry for being shitty and missing ur first game I swear I forgot I had that deadline for the next edition I thought it was due next week 💔
DJED
Myself? Yes.
Anyways it’s fine, just make sure you’re available the week of Aug 9th for my birthday. We’re going to hawaii this year.
Y/N
mind you that’s next week 👍
is jude going
DJED
Goodbye Y/N.
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briannaspence first game :)
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trent big ups support 🔥
↳ briannaspence thank you trent gpt
↳ trent ???
yourusername ain’t nobody looking at that tennis match girl 👅👅👅
↳ djedspence The least you can do is act sorry for missing the match 😐
↳ yourusername I’m sorry I missed this outfit 😍😣
↳ briannaspence idk why he tries it we’re literally inlove
bestfriend1 you belong on the big screen 😍😍
↳ briannaspence only if it’s our movie 🙈
jobebellingham did he win?
↳ judebellingham probably not 😂😂
↳ djedspence ?
↳ briannaspence how can I make this about myself right now
↳ djedspence Did I do something wrong I don’t understand
k.mbappe jolie.
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internationalitea #Jude-Mates! A small update on our golden boy of Birmingham… Seems a love triangle is forming?
Just last week we caught Jude and a mysterious new girl we don’t recognize laughing it up and doing some “questionable” things in a club together.. We also forgot to mention we’ve had quite a few sources inform us Jude is still in contact with his ex-girlfriend, Ashley. From liking pictures and supportive comments to someone allegedly catching them out to eat breakfast.. Something is going on and you know we’ll get to the bottom of it for you!
We don’t have any exact details at the moment, but from what we do now.. This golden boy has his options open and he’s definitely interested in scoping them out. Stay tuned for more updates!
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📌 internationalitea PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE.
user1 Here we go 🤦♂️
user2 why can’t these boys ever focus on football omg
↳ user3 I’m sure a 23 year old football player can multitask lol
↳ user2 it’s multi-task not multi-women-tasks
↳ user3 he’s having his way 😂
user4 I wonder what y/n thinks about being mentioned out of nowhere for a week straight and having people make stuff up for no reason
↳ user5 hopefully she understand her actions have consequences
↳ user4 Oh ok cause we were wondering
user6 I prefer him and Ashley.. she has way better optics
↳ user7 I agree, much more class
↳ user8 even the pictures match ☠️
↳ user9 the pictures are clearly targeted lol
↳ user8 I didn’t know yourusername had shooters ☠️☠️☠️
user9 hopefully she sues yall
user10 everything changed after june-gate
↳ user11 😂😂😂😂
user12 they both fine af jude has immaculate taste
↳ user13 fuck jude I want them
↳ user14 user13 🥫🥫🥫
user15 not enough hate comments, I’ll be back when you guys wake up.
user16 the World Cup finishes and ofc he feels like throwing himself at every woman around him
↳ user17 even the standards getting low 😂
user18 pitting two bad bitches against each other should be fucking illegal
↳ user19 the enemy is always a man
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FINALLY GOT THE OK FROM DJED THANK GOD WE CAN FUCK JUDE NOW. anyways sorry for the long update guys I’ve been binging my show and you guys know how I get I have an addictive personality lol. anyways love you guys leave a like, comment, reblog, or whatever if you enjoyed and think I was a good girl and deserved it *blushes*
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Could there be a few more positive comments under the girl’s post in your new Jude Smau story? It’s just that almost every comment about her is negative, and we’d really like to see some positive ones as well.🥺🥺
actually ur so right cause that’s mother she deserves to know how loved she is!!! i think i just wanted to highlight realistic comments ive seen under women’s posts just to exemplify what happens, like have you seen the comments on the women on tea pages? they are crazy 😭!! But i will make sure to even it out as well ❤️ tysm for the suggestion!!
