#sneezeblog

Alrighty… first recording …🫣 chinkini arrived and here are two let outs. Didn’t do that much but can do more in the future if people like these / pls feel free to leave any thoughts or feedback 🙃!!

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So I knew this girl vaguely in high school and have somewhat reconnected with her post-college (don’t remember her having allergies back then but it seems she’s developed them recently, or at least her nose has become more sensitive). She’s been sneezing in front of me often lately so I can now say I *definitely* would’ve remembered these if I had witnessed in the past..

Worth noting that i think her facial construction probably plays the biggest part in why / how she sneezes this way…?. I already find this girl very attractive for multiple reasons, but her wide mouth/perfect teeth and *super* full lips just work perfectly with her slightly snubbed yet mostly upturned nose. Her lips aren’t just large / super full though, they have this unique shape that almost curls up to and beyond the plane where the tip of her nose ends. To the point where when she’s smiling or just opening her mouth to talk her lips will be perched with slightest opening giving a glimpse of her top teeth. Anyway probably not describing this well at all but let’s just say it’s very attractive and the prominence/ beauty of these features almost make it seem like her lips, mouth and nose were designed to channel her sneezes’ energy outward. Literally like a pressure release valve, guiding her sneezes’ force given theres nowhere else for the air to go because of the pinching.

And on the topic of pinching, the act of covering while still allowing the sneeze to escape is of course a classic mix of control / vulnerability and her sneezes seem like the perfect surrender to me. It’s like she’s saying, “I’m in charge here, I’ll eliminate one variable of the equation by pinching, but only to the extent that i don’t get in the way of my body’s need to take over and expel forcefully with whatever intensity necessary”. While continuously pinching her nose, she lets out these full, unbridled releases through her mouth. Her lips like somehow get even fuller and almost look inviting, but then part to unleash a force that so blatantly / fragrantly seems to defy this (useless??) constraint she’s set upon herself.

This girl’s physique also adds to the spectacle — she’s relatively tall and super fit (was a college athlete) which i think also contribute to the force she will produce. The last time I saw her sneeze she was dressed in low rise jeans and a short / tight cropped top, so her entire torso was essentially exposed from the upper chest down to the lower waistline. The sight of her chest / neck muscles / abs / lungs contracting in such a passionately violent and coordinated manner is obviously super sensual but also honestly super impressive… she manages to keep her head and pinching hand essentially still, focusing all the energy through her upper abdomen and into her chest / then out through her parched lips. definitely feel like this amplifies the intensity of the expulsion and the spray but not sure how that works in practice

Also she’s sneezed in both singles and doubles in front of me — her second sneezes during a double have resulted in *way* more intense full-body shuddering / a more shuddery/jarring sounding release, again as she seems to prioritize keeping her head still and her hand pinching (for reasons i do not understand)… not complaining of course … *super* hot but like what is the point if you are going to let out with this intensity anyway i genuinely do not understand.

Anyway her sneezes are definitely a blend of uniquely raw beauty / power and ultimately a surrender to vulnerability that words definitely do not do justice.