#snarktopus

i'm excited to embrace this new anti-technology lifestyle. maybe on the way back to the station, we can stop off and replace your robot leg with a tree branch. or something useful, like a shovel.

han - they took our weapons and are going to eat us and also they think threepio is a god, can i panic now?

I don't understand how you can say that a doll that is pink, green, or anything besides brown, is white. That doesn't make any sense. And let me guess, you're one of those people who flips out others who wear bindis, before you even know if they are hindu? You probably cry cultural appropriation every chance you get.

oh my god, 500 thread count jeans would be like wearing a handjob.