#snarkcomputer

Lizzy: EMMIT!!!!

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SNARK: Wait-were you aiming for-

Orion: The human, trained Pokemon aren’t too keen on abandoning the orders of their Trainers... sometimes separating them is an option... it was a Team Machine method, wasn’t it?

SNARK: Ah, yes... Hmm...

Orion: ...What? What is it...?

SNARK: It’s just interesting... seeing you so serious...

SNARK: Hold on, Orion. Something is occurring...

Orion: ...

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Rteddy: Emmit is fine, remember the gift I gave you all. That attack was merely more than his body could handle, if the damage exceeds what the regenerative properties of my gift to you provide... that happens... unfortunately. Not even my body can handle significant damage, well, save for the strongest of us.

Lizzy: B-But... we were s-supposed to have some kind of “lives”...

Rteddy: Remember what happened to RGB, I-or rather my true self-heavily damaged him, so much so that the damage, despite how minor it may have looked, was more than enough to drain him of the “lives” he was gifted... all I did was make it so he couldn’t return to his true form until... well... he somehow escaped the space we left him in... though I do wonder if my abilities were even truly impacting his existence... what my true self witnessed says otherwise...

Lizzy: ...

Rteddy: ... But this isn’t important right now... recall Enola and Gail before they act rashly, their lack of reaction is concerning... I’ll get Emmit, we need to retreat before he launches another attack. And remember, so long as I am around, I will not allow you to ever experience that again, I promise.

Lizzy: ... R-right...

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SNARK: It appears they are retreating, via an odd dark void-like portal... yes, it was indeed someone tied to Rteddy... quite lucky it wasn’t a resident of the village...

Orion: ... Then... I’ll stick around out here and...

SNARK: Your body is giving out, Orion.

Orion: I’m... fine...

SNARK: I’ll ask the others to come and help you inside, I will keep watch now... hmm.

[Emmit “Fainted”...]

Orion: Dark’s trying to find his own way to solve this issue... so we should focus on protecting ourselves.

SNARK: Well, last I checked, you’re all modified Pokemon with physical deformities or illnesses that keep you from functioning at 100%. Allow me to contact Dark, or the trainers in the village, I’m sure they can-

Orion: No, SNARK, I got this...

SNARK: What? Why?

Orion: Because...

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SNARK: So, what’s the point in showing me this now?

Mr. Dark: We’re going to create a Logic Breaker.

SNARK: What? What??

Reid: Wh... what... are... you... doing...? Stop... get out... of my head...

???Ralts: ... Tch... harder to control than I-

Reid: Get out.

???Ralts: ... Crap-

<Previously...

@ask-the-shadow-pokemon

@aura-bearer​

Referenced Posts... [there’s a lot]:

Project Dark and the Espeon who changed everything

The Day Hikari “Died”: Part 2

Rainbow Bubbles: Plus Nightmares

You’re Free, Reid. You’re Free.

Goodnight Vou...

The Week where the air smelled of death and no one could do a thing...

SNARK: What does it say, by the way?

Reid: Mostly how I should be careful outside during the day because-I guess I’m technically part ice... there’s also note here about Shadow Pokemon... to be careful around them...?

SNARK: Aren’t you friends with a fair majority of the Shadow Pokemon here?

Reid: I... yeah? I mean... yeah?

SNARK: You forgot their names-

Reid: No! Um... it’ll come back to me-it’s been eight years-

SNARK: There’s Vris, Zang... aaannnnd....?

Reid: ....

SNARK: Memory loss, note-

SNARK: And you don’t even know their names-

Reid: I’m not dignifying that with a real response.

SNARK: You just did-

Reid: Anyway, I never had any intentions of going there, I mean, if there WAS something there, it’s gone now... besides, I think Crysta and Carla got their info wrong, or maybe they haven’t been into the desert in... eight years-

SNARK: That’s a stretch.

Reid: Yeah, I’m realizing it now... I guess there’s more than one lab out there, but, that doesn’t explain the implications of a “Powerful Shadow Pokemon” hiding out there...

SNARK: What if Orre has a literal underground? For example, in Sinnoh-

SNARK: How would you know? You can’t see how long his tail-

Leo: Well, my tail’s long and you don’t see me trying to surf on it.

SNARK: That’s true, but-

Reid: I kind of agree with Leo on this one.

SNARK: But there are Raichu that can do that.

Reid: Really???

SNARK: Yes, through electromagnetism and psychic power.

Reid: Yeah, SNARK, I’m part ice and sometimes dark when Dire’s around... everything about what you said won’t work-I’m also not as powerful with electricity as Pyre-

SNARK: Don’t let logic block your chance at trying. Dream big, Reid, do iiiit...!

Reid: SNARK-

Leo: I think SNARK wants you to fall on your face so it can record it.

SNARK: WHA-I NEVER-