Love potion
Hermione: Apparently Malfoy's trying to smuggle you a love potion.
Harry: *intrigued* Really?
Hermione: *snaps her fingers in front of his face* Hey! He's only interested in you because he thinks you’re gay.
Harry: But I am gay.
Hermione: *about to smack Harry* Wait, you are?
Harry: Wtf, Hermione. It's so bloody obvious!
Dean: It really is.
Seamus: Definitely.
Neville: Known it the whole time.
Ron: Really? I didn't.
Ginny: Come on, Ron!
Slughorn: Called it! Minerva, you owe me five galleons!
McGonagall: What? I was the one who told you Potter was gay!
Dumbledore: And I was the one who told you, Draco has the hots for him! To be fair, Severus was the one who discovered it.
Snape: Why, in Salazar's name, had I to be the one to walk in on Draco, trying to bewitch that disturbing voodoo doll of Potter?!
