I don’t know what to draw.........

(Kat)

And we’re back.

“Oh my satan!1” we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily.

That’s a little extreme.

“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded.

She’s a preacher now?

We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.

I made this myself to express my confusion with that sentence.

“Hey what the fuck!111” Vampire shooted angrily.

“Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?” Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes.

“Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango’s. So give back da camera!1111”

What secret? Oh the one about Lupin ‘masticating?’ I also sort of find the idea of going to a hospital named after a mango quite amusing.

Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly.

Snoop, calm down. Go back to rapping.

“Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!”

Seriously, Professor McGonagall has the best insults in this.

yelled Proffesor McGoggle.

And once again.

She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it.

Weird visuals are very weird.

There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).

I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1).

Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes. 

But you said they were blue.

And then……………….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic.

Wizards don’t use guns.

They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.

“Crosio!” I shouted.

That’s a forbidden curse. Well, it would be if you spelled it right.

Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said “OK Serverus I’m going 2 go now.” She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

“It’s ok Enoby.” said Draco. “Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake.”

Who is Evergreen? I’m thinking of the Fairy Tail character.

Please don’t drag her into this.

Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111

And here’s where the chapter ends. Joy. I’ll see you guys next time.

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