replies to my Alice Cooper and Alice Cooper post
@rikyl said: Well, they're both kind of batshit and metal.
You are VERY right, but here’s the thing: they’re ALSO both kind of bland and suburban! Except in the case of Riverdale’s Alice Cooper, that WASP-y white-bread thing is a thin facade over her inner switchblade-carrying South Side snake-mama self -- whereas in the case of Alice Cooper the rocker, all of that fake blood and black eyeliner is the costume. Alice Cooper is a born-again Christian dad who loves golf more than anything and who voted for George W. Bush. There’s nothing wrong with those first three things, per se - but when you get down to it, *that* Alice Cooper is basically HAL Cooper. @raptorlily, the only reason that I haven’t written Alice Cooper/Alice Cooper crackfic yet is because I believe from the bottom of my inky-black heart that our Alice Cooper honestly needs someone weirder than THAT Alice Cooper.
@fuckablejughead said: Tumblr keeps showing me people's sexual fantasies about musician Alice Cooper because I think Madchen Amick is hot. The internet is a beautiful and varied place. I’m not sure why I thought that Rule 34 wouldn’t apply to a middle-aged shock rocker, but I was wrong, and that fact is GLORIOUS. To that one person out there who apparently hardcore ships Alice Cooper and Jason Voorhees - you do you, baby.
