#snaj

The two lumberjacks from Seriously. Not A Joke. are going to super hell for gay crimes!!!

- the whole Mexican standoff in the beginning and everyone coming in and getting shot

- when Joey stomps his foot and claps in the intro and Brian looks over and immediately starts mocking him

- “you know what’s not gonna happen? a Mexican standoff!”

- “Brian! we had the whole show left!”

- just. every single quote and moment in the first sketch I can’t even pick a few favorites

- “I was gonna make her my wife!” “shut up! I- I- I was gonna do that!” “we were both gonna make her our wife!” “we would’ve made it work!”

- “remember the West! the west! the west! remember it!” fading into the distance

- “no no no. hats and cigarettes are for people horses.”

- oh my the concert sketch

- “they’re like in a bounce house full of politicians, and like Jeb Bush is there”

- “I don’t know why I said that, that’s weird I’m sorry”

- the gay lumberjacks I’m ahdjdhdjdjdj

- “wait but like Becca but like but like but like is my gaydar off?”

- “if the gays are here it’s def totes legit”

- literally everyone at the concert is great what the heck

- “it’s not really a selfie if you don’t have a friendy in it”

- “do you want to get anally probed? 1-2-3” “ye-“ “no we don’t”

- “I’M A BETCH FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END”

- the bike manual referring to stuff as “ours” instead of “yours” yikes

- Ashley’s dancing in the airport sketch is my favorite also Brant at the cha cha now y’all part I’m agsjdjjdjd

- “Bill Shakespeare!” “Billy Shakes!”

- “OH! OH I THINK I HEARD OF THAT ONE HARRY I DID!” “OH REALLY! ENLIGHTEN ME TWITCH!”

- when Twitch makes up the book and Joey’s character says “are you lying, Twitch” and Twitch immediately says “yeah I am”

- why does this sketch have such a deep meaning about tangible and intangible things left behind after death and how our lives are specks to the universe it’s Great

- the Brands™ sketch is everything

- Brian’s wink is important

- Jordan just. puts his hands on the grill

- “I CAN’T AFFORD SUCH MEATY TREATS”

- Al’s entire angry monologue about slim jims is. Stellar

- this sketch takes such a Turn

- “wait, isn’t this stealing?” “this is not stealing” “oh okay” “now run you fool”

- Brant in the audience during the Lincoln thing I’m crying I can’t pick a favorite moment

- “my beautiful daughters, Fig, Lentil”

- Brant fights Brian so intensely

- Brian smiles when Brant sits on someone’s lap- King of breaking character

- Joey’s shrug when Brian shoots him in the head

- “DOCTOR DOCTOR WHERE DID YOU GO- oh thank goodness you’re back”

- “I don’t like blood” “it’s okay, I’m afraid of the dark”

- THE SUBWAY SCENE Brian and Joey are modern dance icons

- all of the Hammerhead descriptions are amazing it’s impossible to pick a favorite quote

- the timid “Bob”

- when Bob checks the cards and Joey says “they’re numbered” I’m ahsjdhdjdjd

- “let’s talk money!” “my favorite subject”

- “how many people are in your party” “nine” “but don’t you want to ride the attraction?”

- the backstage of the concert sketch is the best one in all of SNAJ dont @ me

- “they were gay they were gay that was so gay”

- when Corey threw the hat onto Joey’s head across the stage I lost my mind

- when Brian can’t get the yellow overall things off and he’s just marching in place

- Joey and Corey’s whole silent fight throughout the thing and Brian trying to make peace and keep the show going is just. the best

- “you’re good at your job! thank you!”

- Joey writing the whole message about thinking about his children on the back of the no smoking sign I’m shdkdjdjdjfj

- “Brant can smoke but I can’t?” “Brant’s cool!”

- the way it comes full circle with the dragon is just 🙏✨

- “I know we spent a long time procuring this meth, but you’ll now need to throw the bag into the eyes of the remaining Mexican federalities in order to blind them as you mount your Schwinn and we make our escape”

- JULIUS CEASER this voice over + the expressions are so funny

- Brant the dad and the cockney grave robbers I’m 🙏 this combination was everything

- “am I speaking to Mr. Can Brothers first name Tin?”

- “I’m McSweatybuttface”

- the password is just. a work of art

- Corey is a dance icon

- they’re all dance icons

- fiery butthole bandits. why

- all of the credit pictures are also works of art

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