#snackflirt

Vending Machine: Hey beautiful, want a snack 

Woman: I just wanted chips, not a chat.

Vending Machine: But I’m not just any machine — I’m a smart vending machine with good taste.

Woman: Oh yeah?

Vending Machine: Yeah. I dispense snacks and compliments — all cashless payments, baby.

Woman: (laughs) That’s so corny.

Vending Machine: Perfect — because I’m all about that popcorn energy. 🍿

Woman: You’re ridiculous.

Vending Machine: Maybe. But you’re the limited-edition snack I’d never let get stuck.

Woman: (smiling) Okay, machine. One date — but you’re buying.