I feel like they’d be pretty disgusting.

Out with the old in with the new Lavender Body Scrubs. A scrub does just that, scrubs and exfoliates the skin, the knees, elbows, the back, the feet and anywhere you decide. Go ahead and be soft, smooth and shiny. #lavenderscrub #purelavendaroil #smoothasababysbottom #exfoliate #sugarscrub #lavenderpetals #smellssogood https://www.instagram.com/p/B74nHyZHEeK/?igshid=1x0uev6b7pidg

One benefit of visiting a hot mineral springs: it takes all the dead skin off your feet! #hotsprings #daddybear #groverhotspringsstatepark #groverhotsprings #smoothasababysbottom #instantpedicure #selfcare (at Love Laundry South Sacramento) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz_JLB6nrWo/?igshid=1aoymuxt61uza

An end to a wild and crazy day! 3 more sleeps!! #beach #beachlife #beachbodygoals #vacationmode #vacationprep #smoothasababysbottom (at Northwest Calgary, Calgary, Alberta)

Micro-Dermabrasion Paste High-glide, oil-free formula designed to help promote maximum gentle exfoliation. Polishes skin with a sugar-and-salt scrub featuring vitamins C and E. This stuff is bloody brilliant!! #rodanandfields #rodanandfieldsaustralia #smoothasababysbottom #itscomingareyouready

Gotta shave the pits! #hairless #armpits #razors #howdoyouusethem #smoothasababysbottom