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ACTING OUT THE NEWSPAPER MEETING #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #stocktonontees #stockton #stocktondirectors #middlesbrough #teesside #northeastactors #actors #scripts #audreyhebburn #darkhumour #darkcomedy #ilovestocktonme Yesterday was a poor day for writing, #audreyhebburn episode 1 scene 4 rewrite seemed slow and pedestrian...remedy. ..actors...sadly likes of @mrs.tyneandwear2019 @michellebirtley not available so bring in the Lego type figures. .. Peter (at Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-9VE__hJf-/?igshid=130jg0ildqafp

APOLOGIES TO AMAZING PEOPLE AT YARM DISTILLERY #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #stocktonontees #stockton #ilovestocktonme #teesside #middlesbrough #darkhumour #darkcomedy Fannying around with brilliant people who humoured me. Overworked people dealing with idiots https://www.instagram.com/p/B-41lxUhHYa/?igshid=1u101ovtyslvw

Fucking AWFUL VIDEO. I'M NOT A SALESMAN AND I SOUND LIKE A SCAMMER Bored? Lonely? Desperate? Nice hair? Peter just want to write inappropriate humour but he has to keep doing social media. Talk to your friends.. #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvilledirectors #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors #smogsvillenews25 #smoggies #smoggy #stocktonontees #stockton #stocktondirectors #stocktonactors #stocktoncomedy #stocktontheatre #stocktonproducers #stocktonauditions #middlesbrough #middlesbroughactors #middlesbroughdirectors #teesside #teessideactors #teessidedirectors #northeastauditions #northeastproducers #northeasttheatre #ilovestocktonme #audreyhebburn #darkhumour #darkcomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/B-uThYmBFOd/?igshid=12aay89nqqkd0

BORED waiting for important phone call....can't start writing...bored.. Why won't my brain relax? .why can't I chill,? Can't even pick a TV programme as they take too much effort Why won't this bastard phone? I NEED to start on Audrey Hebburn I NEED to write I NEED to work I NEED to create #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvilledirectors #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors #smoggy #smogssvillenews25 #smoggies #stocktonontees #stocktoncomedy #stocktonfilm #stocktonauditions #stocktontheatre #stocktonproducers #stocktondirectors #stocktonactors #middlesbrough #middlesbroughactors #middlesbroughauditions #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #northeastcreatives #northeastactors #northrrntheatre #darkhumour #darkcomedy #ilovestocktonme #audreyhebburn https://www.instagram.com/p/B-t3TRshc7B/?igshid=lrqgi2yk7qkq

AUDREY HEBBURN episode 2, scene 3 finished. Lovely moments, incredible humour And no requests for free scripts of Episode 1. Early days. #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogssvillenews25 #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors #stocktonontees #stocktonfilm #stocktoncomedy #stocktonactors #stocktonauditions #stocktontheatre #stocktonproducers #stocktondirectors #middlesbrough #middlesbroughactors #middlesbroughauditions #teesside #teessideactors #teessideauditions #ilovestocktonme #darkhumour #darkcomedy #audreyhebburn https://www.instagram.com/p/B-sGG4VhrK4/?igshid=1pz5pd3inqdxq

COMING SOON...FREE SCRIPTS #audreyhebburn #darkhumour #darkcomedy #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #northeastactors #northeastdirectors #northeasttheatre #northeastauditions #northeastproducers AUDREY HEBBURN IS DARK COMEDY WITH KNOB JOKES... What has a slapper who loves cock, her missing dad, ankle tags deliberately being fitted loosely, stolen mopeds and pizza got in common? Read the scripts to find out you idiot. Audrey Hebburn, is Vera crossed with Father Slags, she loves sex and trouble. While being fitted for an ankle tag she finds out her dad is not dead. Across town at the Smogsville Daily Tribune lovely, charming but incredbly gullible American reporter Joe Badley is given the job of investigating claims that Capital staff are deliberatly tampering with ankle tags in exchange for??? Then what about stolen mopeds? Episode 1 free soon by email.. DM for details Peter https://www.instagram.com/p/B-rLKpahl1I/?igshid=tiuifj64uws7

I NEED AN ACTOR AS SOCIAL MEDIA DIRECTOR NOW Okay tried 4 times yesterday to produce a short video of progress of Audrey Hepburn script. Each time was not impressed. ..all deleted. ANIMATORS ACTORS ACTRESSES ANY DUMB FUNKY WHO ENJOYS SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKING I hate social media is just want to write. I write, you read, you promote We each play to our strengths. You get % of everything patrons give to Www.patreon.com/smogsvilleproductions Currently zero but it WILL improve. Cost you nothing but time and having to talk to a wanker like me. Can't afford salary yet BUT HOW MUCH YOU EARN IS DOWN TO YOUR EFFORT TO promote my knob jokes You decide terms and conditions You are self employed Get in touch... Come on ....nothing to lose but your friends, family, job, house, car, dignity, and finally your soul #darkhumour #darkcomedy #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvilledirectors #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors https://www.instagram.com/p/B-rJwOtBMOJ/?igshid=15rvcmd27o9bw

HAND UP IF PETER IS A COMEDY GENIUS... 31 Lego type figures can't be wrong...battle all day with problem on episode 2 Scene 2 of #audreyhebburn and finally the answer came. Oh I feel so happy, not bad for a real miserable bastard. #smogsvilleproductions #smogsville #smogsvilledirectors #smogsvilleauditions #smogsvilleactors #smoggies #smoggy #stocktonontees #stockton #stocktondirectors #stocktonactors #stocktoncomedy #stocktontheatre #stocktonproducers #stocktonauditions #middlesbrough #middlesbroughactors #middlesbroughdirectors #middlesbroughtheatre #teesside #teessideactors #teessidetheatre #teessideauditions #ilovestocktonme #darkhumour #darkcomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pjYdJhjJH/?igshid=saftd5e9sta7