#smittenfm

which   kerdale   location   would   you   haunt   if   you   were   a   ghost   ?

um,   dizzie’s   diner.   absolutely.   i   mean,   it’s   not   like   i   hate   working   there   or   anything,   i   just   think   some   of   the   old   men   who   gawk   and   flirt   with   us   younger   waitresses   could   be   taught   a   lesson.   and   the   idea   that   i   could   scare   them   shitless   without   any   repercussions   almost   makes   me   wanna   become   a   ghost   right   the   heck   now   !

who   throws   the   best   parties,   the   crests   or   the   rusts   ?

i   feel   like   i   have   to   say   the   crests,   because   we   do   everything   better,   right   ?   but,   y’know,   i   guess   i’ll   be   politically   correct   and   admit   that   the   rusts   have   thrown   a   few   fun   shindigs   before   too.   but   honestly,   i   like   any   party   where   there’s   alcohol   and   other   single   pringles   who   wanna   mingle   with   me,   so   i   guess   i   really   ain’t   too   picky   after   all.

what   do   you   think   about   when   you   can’t   sleep   ?

i   think   about   what   it’d   be   like   if   i   just   packed   up   my   bags,   grabbed   my   dog   axel   and   got   the   hell   outta   kerdale.   i’d   go   somewhere   new,   somewhere   more   my   speed.   i’ve   always   wanted   to   live   in   one   of   those   huge   cities,   like   new   york   or   los   angeles.   like,   imagine   me   in   manhattan   or   beverly   hills.   that   would   be   iconic,   am   i   right   or   am   i   right   ?   but,   it’s   just   wishful   thinking.   for   now.

if   your   parents   had   their   way,   what   job   would   you   have   ?   is   that   your   job   now   ?

bitch,   i’m   a   waitress.   no   offense,   you’re   not   actually   a   bitch.   i   call   everyone   that.   anyway,   i   wouldn’t   say   that’s   their   dream   job   for   me,   but   they   don’t   really   care   what   i   do.   they   just   want   me   to   get   a   paycheck   so   i’m   not   constantly   begging   them   for   money,   i   guess.   which,   let’s   be   honest,   i   still   do   that   sometimes.   dizzie’s   diner   doesn’t   exactly   pay   the   best,   and   the   tips   are   nice,   but   ya   girl   needs   more   than   that   most   of   the   time.   

ever   used   your   last   name   to   get   out   of   trouble   ?