#smith squared

(*cackles like  maniac* My time has comeeeee.)

Disclaimer: May include other Doctors for questions that don’t fit Four or SJS.

who cries when someone dies in a movie? Oh, definitely Four. Four doesn’t like seeing humans die,

who wears the ugly holiday garb? Four. Who else? have you seen that scarf?

who pays for the meals? Well in all technicality, the Sonic. 

who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone? Sarah plays the trombone and Ten slams the oven door. Hands down. And he wears shades while doing it.

who brings home stray animals? Four. It is literally his entire nature when it comes to, well, anything. This also extends to companions, apparently. *looking at you, Nyssa, Adric, and Teagan*

who leaves the bathroom door open? Neither. They’re too polite.

who tells the 'dad jokes'? Four. Absolutely, hands down, 100% Four. Or Five.

who wants kids more? Most versions of the Doctor beyond Four, excluding War and Twelve.

who travels more? Uh, they live in a space and time machine? Travel is literally their life.

who spends more cash? Neither, really. The TARDIS provides most of what they need.

who buys the things in infomercials? Four, Five, Ten, and Eleven. Four, Five, and Ten liked tinkering with them, and Eleven just thinks they look so cool, Sarah! Look at it! It glows and makes bing noises!

who draws in the dust on their cars? No one would dare let dust accumulate on the TARDIS, let alone draw in it.

who starts the snowball fights? Sarah, actually. She likes catching him off guard.

who throws away the directions to things? The Doctor. Each and every one. Too stubborn to admit to not knowing how to do something.

who puts up holiday decor? Sarah. She’s the human, she knows what she needs.

who is more likely to forget to bathe? The Doctor.

who gets more obsessed about things? Sarah, actually. She’ll get obsessed with something or another, whether it be a case or a planet, and she’ll not leave it alone until she knows everything.

10... 

The chant of the crowd on the screen was near deafening, causing the Doctor to turn down the volume.

9...

The twins huddled together at their parents' feet, eagerly watching the drop from the comfort of the TARDIS.

8...

Sarah Jane sat up from her spot laying next to the Doctor, pulling her hair behind her ear.

7...

It was the Doctor's turn to sit up. His right arm went around Sarah Jane's waist, pulling her close to him.

6...

The twins started to squirm where they sat. They loved watching the New Year's ball drop. It was so pretty.

5...

The chanting of the on screen crowd got louder and louder.

4...

Sarah Jane leaned her head on the Doctor's shoulder, her brown hair tickling his neck.

3...

The Doctor smiled at Sarah Jane, looking down at the twins.

2...

The twins excitement was tangible as they prepared to cheer.

1...

The on screen crowd and the twins all shouted 'Happy New Year'. Sarah Jane turned to the Doctor and placed a soft kiss on his lips.

"Happy New Year." she muttered, smiling softly.

(Also, baby doll, never apologize for Changster.)

(And to Adric: slight, slight tweakage.)

She couldn't believe she'd let Andrea talk her into this. She wasn't much for dresses and make up, but Andrea had wanted to come for her birthday, so she'd dug out the dress her mother wore to her first Masquerade and created a feathery masque to go with it. She felt uncomfortable for the first little bit, but as the night went on, she got in to things and started dancing. 

Halfway through the night, there was this thing like an online dating meet up. Two people were picked and had to dance together. Of course, Sarah Jane would never have filled out a form for herself. Andrea had filled out one for the both of them. The announcer, a tall man in a tweed jacket, stepped up to the microphone and tapped on it.

"Hello, hello. My name is... Rory Pond. I'm your announcer today." he said gleefully, but hesitating on his name, like he didn't know it. "anyway, our first pairing of the night is... Andrea Yates aaaaaaand..... Mike Yates. Uh oh. Any relation there?" 

Andrea squealed, heading closer to the front. She shook her head at the announcer. "No relation." she told him. "Best birthday ever." she muttered to herself as her match came forward. They danced for hours.

Sarah Jane hung out by the punch table, making sure not to get any crumbs or juice on her Mum's dress. An hour after the first match, another was made. The announcer returned to the microphone and cleared his throat.

"Okay. Time for match 2 of 2. Let's see.... Sarah Jane Smith," he said, with a hint of knowledge in his voice, "anddddddd..... John Noble." he grinned.

Sarah Jane nearly dropped her drink in shock. She'd never entered. She thought it was silly and stupid. None-the-less, she went up to meet this John Noble, even if just to tell him thanks but no thanks.

When she reached the front, she noticed the announcer talking to someone with mess brown hair dresses in a black suit with a bowtie. His masque was covering his face so she couldn't see much else.

"Alright, me. Don't mess this up." the announcer muttered. "You mess this up and I lose her."

"So you've said." the mysterious man said. "And why Noble? Smoth would've been just fine."

"It sounds cooler. Now go, she's here." the announcer said, shoving Mr. Noble forward. He came over to Sarah Jane and smiled underneath his half-masque. 

"Hi, uh hello. Name's Dr. John Noble. You must be Miss Sarah Jane Smith." John said with a smile. He held out his hand to her like a gentleman. "Care to dance?" he asked.

Sarah Jane decided to give him a chance and took the offer with a smile. "Sure." she said, and they danced until the end of the night. 

At the end of the night, both parties had certainly fallen for each other, and it was evident in the way they leaned on each other as they talked to Andrea and Mike.

As Sarah Jane went to bring Andrea home, John stopped her and slipped something into her hand. She didn't look at it immediately because as she went to, John placed a soft kiss on her forehead before disappearing.

Hmm... it honestly depends on the Doctor.

Four/Sarah reminds me of Phinabella. Four is like Phineas, tinkery and adventure-y, totally oblivious to Sarah's (Isabella) feelings for him. Of course,Sarah keeps her feelings under wraps, unlike a certain Fireside Girl.

Five/Sarah is kinda like Cinderella and Prince Thomas. Sarah Jane is Prince Thomas, in love with Five (Cinderella), who she can't tell from anyone else because the jump from rags (Four) to riches (Five) would leave anyone confused.

Eight/Sarah is totally Dory/Marlin. Eight keeps losing his memory like Dory, but Sarah keeps pushing through and helping him remember the important stuff. (P SHERMAN. 42 WALLABY WAY, SYDNEY.)

Nine/Sarah is kinda like Mulan/Shang. A couple of warriors, hardened by battle. One is more accustomed to the fight and one is newer, but they still fight like heroes. (PLus that makes K9 Mushu.)

Ten/Sarah is basically my Disney OTP, Belle/Beast. Ten especially sees himself as a Beast, someone who can't save people, only do destruction and hurt people. In comes Sarah Jane, an ex-companion that held a candle for him. With her help, he realizes that he isn't a Beast, he's a hero.

Eleven/Sarah is Ariel/Eric. After feeling like a Beast, Eleven turns into someone new (mermaid Ariel turning into human Ariel) and this changes reminds him of a human he loved. Sarah (Eric) is a human who remembers encounters and adventures with the Doctor and is in love with him but she fears she'll never see him again.