#smileymc

[Context: Zam asked Smiley if he knew if Mapicc wanted to team with her and Smiley kinda bluntly said no]

Smiley: I’m running an ad by the way

Zam: Yeah. I just feel like I can’t even be upset; he asked me to team last season. But I said no cuz I wanted to--

Smiley: Oh what? Yeah then you can’t be upset. 

Zam: Okay well don’t--

Smiley: You’re- You’re trippin’ then, you can’t be upset

Zam: I guess. It’s like-- I dunno ): Like… [sigh] It would be stupid to leave my team and then go team with Mapicc, like that’s stupid right, like,

Smiley: Yeah and you can’t..

Zam: Obviously I can’t do that, as much as I wanted to. So. No I meant last season,! Like I didn’t leave my team just to go team with Mapicc, that would be stupid

Smiley: Oh

Zam: So. Yeah, so I was hoping that this could’ve been the opportunity, but No. And then, I was hoping season Eight couldve been the opportunity, but that’s also kind of a no

Smiley: You--

Zam: So.

Smiley: You… [exhaled laugh without much humour] It sounds like he asked and you said no. So I don’t know

[Zam takes in a breath]

Zam, as if listing: I asked him, and then… I was asked by other people and, they said that, You have to team with us, or else, and I was like okay fine.

Smiley: Then you cant, really--

Zam: Because-- I dunno.

Smiley: I dunno. Seems like,

Zam: ‘Cause in a way I’m the avoidant one too,, but. still. Like. I dunno. The season seven, realistically we should’ve been teamed from the start, but he chose to betray me. 

Smiley: Uh-huh.

Zam: Kinda like what you did

Smiley: Hahaha! Yeaa. That was f- something [^psure he was about to say ‘that was funny’ 😭]

Zam, sadly: Yeah 🙁Like, I dunno. 

[Brief silence]

Zam: But yeah. [Lighter:] It’s whatever. I’ve just been nostalgic recently as well.

Smiley, for some reason?? She said she lost a few earlier ig: Okay so you don’t want a heart?

Zam, recovery-laughing at the end: No I don’t want a heart. What is a heart gonna do? Smiley: ‘Cause I-- I have many to spare!

Zam: Okay

[Medium silence]

Smiley, bruntly: You wanna fight?

Zam: No I think I’m gonna go now

Smiley: Okay

Zam: Kay. It’s been fun hanging. I’ll see you later.

Smiley, voice shaking a little humorously: No

Zam: Pft--

Smiley, same voice: No. Has not been fun.

[Zam laughs slightly hysterically, very breathy.]

Zam: Okay bye

[She leaves. Smiley leaves.]

Smiley: I mean what the hell even is that. I mean what the hell.

Smiley: That was not fun 😭That wasn’t a fun hang. What the hell even was that 😭Oh, no.

[Phone ringing]

Mapicc: Yo

Smiley: Mapicc bro, I did it for you! :D

Mapicc: I saw that, bro

Smiley: I did it for you, bro!

Mapicc: Dude, we gotta get you an appendix now

[Smiley exhales a laugh]

Smiley: Woah

Mapicc: U- Unless you want that one. And I get a new one

Smiley: Well, yeah, we can-- I- I’ll keep the MiniMuka appendix, ‘cause th… ‘Cause. Yeah yeah yeah.

Mapicc: Yeah

Smiley: And then we’ll get you a new one. Well- A- My rotting-

Mapicc: Can I pick the person?

Smiley: Yeah you can pick the person :]

Smiley: Yo my rotting appendix is on-- is,, in our base bro. I found it.

Mapicc: Really?

Smiley: Yes!

Mapicc: Y-You found your old appendix? Niice!

Smiley: Dude! I found this craaazy room in our base, bro, I’m not even lying

Mapicc: Oh shoot

Smiley: Like a secret room that somebody made

Mapicc: Nuh uh

Smiley: N– I know, no I know

Mapicc: Wait like, like to watch us and stuff?

Smiley: Yes, dude.! The– It’s–

Mapicc: That’s gotttaa be Zam, bro, right?

Smiley, cont: They– They called it– They called it… The Appendix Lair

Mapicc: Okay you’re lying

[Smiley breaks into laughter]

Smiley: Mapicc,!, I swear,,!

Mapicc: They shoved an oxygen tube down my throat and I can’t talk bro it’s annoying 

Smiley: I know I had the same thing. My– My lips were so chapped I was like ‘I need chapstick and apple sauce 🧟’

[Mapicc chuckles, Smiley exhales happily, then they both start laughing together]

Smiley: Ohh bro

[Referring to smiley killing minimuka \/] Smiley: Dude, that was WRONG. That was wronggg, bro

Mapicc, humorously: Yeah that was kind of wrong

Smiley: I gave him– I gave him two hearts, I’m gonna have to grind those materials back– But that was Actually Bad [laughs]

[Mapicc giggles]

Mapicc: Dude at least you did the right thing, and gave him two hearts

Smiley: And killed him for his appendix, I know, yeah

Mapicc: Yeah

Smiley: Bro he– ..He said that. he still had his appendix, something needed to be done, y’know?

Mapicc: No absolutely, that’s like not okay. How come we have to get our Shit removed but Minimuka can–

[Smiley snorts]

Mape, cont: –fuck around with his appendix 

Smiley, hysteric: I know bro !

Mapicc: Like fuck no

Smiley: Did they let you keep your shit??

Mapicc, laughing: Yeah

Smiley: Really? What are you gonna do with it bro?

Mapicc: What do you mean bro 😭It was rotten, it was- bursting!

[Smiley laughs]

Smiley, through giggles: Ew 

[Smiley keeps giggling]

Mapicc: They did like aaa laroscopic [laparoscopic] one, so they like Sucked it out

Smiley: Yea yea yea, that one’s the chillest one

Mapicc: Yeah

Smiley: The other one hurts Hella

Mapicc: It does. Or so they said at the very least. But this one still hurts hella I’m not gonna lie

Smiley: Yeah.

Mapicc: I haven’t gotten my.. thing yet. So I gotta get that today

Smiley: Yeah. What’s you thing?? Oh your pain medicine?

Mapicc: The– The oxy [oxytocin- pain med], yeah

Smiley: You gotta go get that

Mapicc: I know, I’m in pain bro. But I just woke up so I’ll get it soon

Smiley: Yeah get that– get that soon. Get a family member to take you or somethin’.

Mapicc: Yeah yeah yeah I gotchyu I gotchyu

Smiley: Alright bet. I’ll see ya bro.

Mapicc: Alright, catch ya later

Smiley: Feel better bro

Mapicc: …Thanks 😕

Smiley: Buh-bye :D o///

[Mapicc hangs up partway through Smiley’s sentence. Smiley laughs softly.]