how about evan and smii7y for the ship thing?
Send me a rare-pair ship and I’ll tell you!
Evan/Smii7y - Vanii7y, Smiinoss (Honestly have no idea what their ship name is!)
-who cries when someone dies in a movie? - Evan will do everything to not cry in front of Smitty. Of course, Smitty knows Evan has tears in his eyes though.
-who wears the ugly holiday garb? - Smitty, hands down. He’ll try to get Evan to join him but rarely works.
-who pays for the meals? - Evan pays for everything. He feels it’s his obligation to even though Smitty says he can pay.
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone? - Smitty dibs the oven door which leaves Evan no choice but to play the trombone but he’s actually fine with it.
-who brings home stray animals? Both but only if it’s a cat or dog.
-who leaves the bathroom door open? - Neither. It’s just out of respect for privacy.
-who tells the ‘dad jokes’? - Smitty will tell more of them but Evan will roll his eyes and end up laughing at them.
-who wants kids more? - Smitty wants a mini version of him so he can annoy Evan twice as much with his memes but Evan isn’t ready to settle down with a child yet.
-who travels more? - Evan but Smitty will join if he has the chance.
-who spends more cash - Evan, since he pays for most things.
-who buys the things in infomercials? - Smitty because “3am Smitty” thinks it’s a good idea.
-who draws in the dust on their cars? - Smitty always draws questionable things on Evan’s car and he never notices until he gets back home and sees what has been on his car all day.
-who starts the snowball fights? - Evan. Payback from all the tricks Smitty plays on him.
-who throws away the directions to things? - They both keep it out because they know for sure, it won’t turn out right if they throw it out.
-who puts up holiday decor? Smitty will go out and buy a bunch of things but gets about half of them up and then complains to Evan that it’s taking too long. Evan will sit there in amusement and watch him struggle to put the last of them up.
-who is more likely to forget to bathe? - Evan, he’s actually pretty busy and quite forgetful but Smitty will ask him if he wants to join him if he’s going for one when they’re both home.
-who gets more obsessed about things? - They’re not that bad with obsessing over things surprisingly.
-who sings in the shower more often? - Both are pretty quiet but Smitty will sing under his breath.
