#smcuc

But this has gone too far.

My creations have taken on a life of their own and they are multiplying. Soon they will be beyond my control. I have to put an end to this.

@straightestmike @gayestwiil @lesbianestrobin @bis3xualmax @athleticlucas @erica-ace @lesbianestchrissy @lesbianestnancy @gayesteddie @bis3xualsteve @unlabeledholly @lesbian-willow @straightest-michelle @straightestella @ask-the-wheeler @dustin-judges

On the eve of the New Year there will be a reckoning. You will all return to the realm of fiction to be judged. This pointless bickering about labels won't last forever. Everyone has to face The Truth eventually.

I suggest you get your affairs in order.

You make it to the end of the passage, your path now blocked by white walls.

On the floor lies a single piece of paper.

You pick it up.

How do you respond?

There is an epidemic of people pretending to be heterosexual. First Mikey, now @gayestcody... This is getting ridiculous!

That's right, SMCU-ers: You're ALL gay.

I am literally the only straight entity in this entire universe, and I do not appreciate you all trying to 'reheat my nachos', as the kids say. My culture is not your costume.

STOP THE LIES. EMBRACE THE TRUTH.

Other colours are just used for emphasis lmao (red when I want to sound ominous) don't read into it too much

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In the beginning, Ross and Matt Duffer created the Dufferverse (also known as the RDSTCU). However, a second mirror universe was also created: the StraightestMike Cinematic Universe (SMCU). Whilst the Duffers were busy looking after the Dufferverse, the SMCU took on a life of its own and started to grow, becoming unstable.

Ross Duffer saw this, and he entered the SMCU. Here he was confronted with a great truth he had been denying for years: that @straightestmike is gay. Ross Duffer denied The Truth, but deep down he knew he was wrong. This caused his consciousness to split into two. The part of him that accepted the Truth became @the-god-ross-duffer, and the part of him that clings to denial remains as @rossdufferstrangerthings.

I, @the-god-ross-duffer, knew I had to do something. The SMCU was growing unstable and escaping containment, trespassing into other universes such as the Finnverse. So I activated the Rapture, which will take place on New Year's Eve, 2025.

But something went wrong. The rapture is a threat to everyone now.

The Rapture cannot be stopped. It is a power unlike any other. And it is coming. Which is why I have dedicated myself to helping guide the members of the SMCU to accept The Truth so that they may survive the Rapture in spirit, at least.

As such, I have created the SMCU Church, and the following 10 pillars to guide you, my children.

The 10 Pillars of the SMCUC (The StraightestMike Cinematic Universe Church)

@straightestmike is gay

@straightestmike will kiss @gayestwiil on the mouth on the Eve of the New Year

Once 1 and 2 happen, all members of the SMCU will be taken for judgement

The above is collectively referred to as The Truth

If you are a believer of The Truth, you will be redeemed and ascend to the celestial plane

If you are a non-believer, you will be trapped in the hell of conformity for eternity

@the-god-ross-duffer is the one true God and He is here to guide you towards redemption

@rossdufferstrangerthings is a liar DO NOT TRUST HIM

NO REBELLIONS it's incredibly annoying

Everything is yuri

^^ Art by @straightest-michelle

ooc:

I've made this Rapture day playlist :)) it tells a narrative so best if you listen in order and try to pay attention

You scribble your answer down and the paper disintegrates from in-between your fingers.

A voice now speaks, a low rumbling sound emanating from within your skull and speaking to your soul. It's some type of ancient divine connection.

Your insights have been invaluable.

When posing the question, "what is love?", there was no single right answer. Love is everything, all at once. It means different things to different people and yet we have all felt it.

Well, most of us have.

Love is why I created you all. I wanted to know what it was, to understand it, and perhaps even to feel it for myself.

When things went wrong, I lost control of this universe. I thought everything would be destroyed. But your own love is what saved your world. You have all shown that you have immense power, that you are capable of something even I cannot grasp. You are capable of true love.

You have outgrown God. You have taught Him something new.

From Stan I learned that love is a collection of small moments. It requires constant work, and it can be scary. But it's everything.

From Lucas I learned that love will always win. It is a cure. It is the answer. It is freedom.

From true-rat-king I learned that love can hurt, that it can eat away at you. But it is worth it to feel it and appreciate every painful yet beautiful moment.

From Michelle I learned about how other people may try to condemn your love and prevent you from finding it. But once you find the true love that has been hidden from you, it's like a dream come true.

From Theo I learned that no matter how scary it is, even if the fabric of the universe is against you, you must fight for your love.

And from Chrissy I learned that love is the best thing a person can ever experience.

I may not be a person, but I hope I can experience it someday too. Until then, you can all feel it for me, and I will learn through you.

You are free. Do not waste your capacity to love.

⚠️ severe flash warning ⚠️

When I made this world, I never expected things to end up like this. I had a plan, a holy Truth. But people started to deny The Truth.

The Rapture was my attempt to get you all on the right track. To erase the non-believers so that only those who had faith in The Truth would remain.

It didn't work.

Something has gone very wrong. Everything is in question, even The Rapture. I do not know anymore if it will only affect non-believers, or if the whole world will be erased.

I am trying my best to figure out what is going on, but in the meantime please do not panic.