#smartish

You know who would make a great mom? An octopus. I legitimately wish I had more arms every day, but since I don’t I’ve got to be #smartish . My #iphone XS is sporting the Wallet Slayer Vol. 1 by @silksmartish and now i can ditch my wallet. The sleek card holder is a huge help when I’m running errands with the kiddos. . . . #sponsored #phonecases #phone #momlife #ladyboss #envywear #cute #photooftheday #instagood #instafashion #girl #styles #shopping #selfie #instaselfie #face #fun #smile #igdaily #likes #cool #feedthishouse #momsohard #parenting (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvVJYsNFMPW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4mnbvnnx04xi

So many things to do this weekend! 

If we were all fish in a bowl looking out at the world, our view of the universe would be warped. But we could still create fundamental laws of phyics to predict the outcomes of situations even though our view of the universe would be warped. And although our ‘human’ view of reality and the fish’s 'fishy’ view of reality are different from a physical standpoint, mathematically they are the same. And it’s not like all of humanity has it’s own little plain of reality and the fish have their separate plane of reality, no. Each living thing in the cosmos has it’s own plain of reality. We each have our own view of the universe. We are all wayfaring voyagers adrift amidst a sea of questions searching for the answers. Holy fuck I’m smart when I’m high.

1. I'm pretty smart. 2. I like to think I have a good sense of humor. 3. I'm good at writing (mostly essays but fiction too). 4. I can draw pretty well. 5. I'm always there for a friend. (Nominated by spongebooobsquirepants, and I nominate itsstuckyinmyhead and you-know-its-yuno)

There is no such thing as a black panther. There are however black leopards and jaguars, they just look solid black from a distance.

The Outsiders .

Hiya