Rule one: Always post the rules
Rule two: Answer the 11 questions the person tagged you asked then ask 11 new ones.
Rule three: Tag 11 new people to this post and link them
Rule four: Actually tell them that you tagged them
1. first favorite book series
like the first series that i called my fav? uhhh artemis fowl probably
2. explain in great detail the closest living thing to you
err my brother in the next room over, sleeping, 21 years old, really tall, has a beard, yeah
3. what makes beds so difficult to get out of?
well my bed has blankets hung up around it as curtains so they're a little hard to get through sometimes (am i taking this question too literal?)
4. How do you charge your phone (when, where, etc.) *if you have a phone*??
every night, on my desk or by my bed
5. If an anti-christ blog started following you what would be your initial reaction?
6. If you could meet any superstar who would it be and why?
serj tankian so i could rub it in dawson's face forever
7. Why does Canada have a giant maple syrup reserve?
to reserve maple syrup good lord woman
8. Why did North Korea steal their giant maple syrup reserve?
they wanted some fucking syrup IS THAT A CRIME
9. Why are there 11 questions on this weird ask thingy and not 10 like normal?
just to mess with you, they knew it would bother you
10. If you could to choose to be reincarnated as someone else’s baby whose baby would you be born as and why?
i have no idea, someone from like sweden or something -- not anyone famous cuz i would be horrified to find fanfics/art/etc about my parents
11. If the number 666 was calling you on your phone would you pick up?
eyyyyy crowley what's up???
I AM NOT TAGGING ANYMORE PEOPLE THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH