#sluttymickey

(also agsgwbwv mickey petty milkovich not replying on principle)

Lmao Drish. Let's see:

I can just imagine him making this face everytime he says one of them

OH BOY DO I HAVE SOME STRAIGHT FROM THE MOUTH OF IAN “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT” GALLAGHER, probably…

do you mix concrete for a living? bc you’re making me hard 🫦

when i’m around you, i can’t think straight 🏳️‍🌈

you’ve got 206 bones in your body… wanna make it 207? 😏

do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again? 😍

damn, mick, we’re on still on parole! looking that good is illegal 🚨

i’d tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long 🍆

if i was a zombie, could i eat you out? (11x07 truther) 🍑

you must be a light switch bc you’re always turning me on 💡

I'm just thinking about YQHBR Ian rbing those posts hoping tough guy anon would respond 🥺

drish it’s like you’re looking directly inside of my brain — is it dark and scary in there? i bet it is 🫢

y’know how we all do that thing (yes, all of us, don’t any of you pretend that you don’t, i can see through your lies) where we reblog a certain post or share a certain thing with the express intent of a particular person seeing it? both YQHBR ian and mickey are SO GUILTY OF THIS! CONSTANTLY!!!

also, shit like this would happen on the reg:

ian: honesty hour!! 💌

mickey (on anon): smash or pass — 5’ 7” dark hair, blue eyes, tattoos, nice ass, power bottom 🖤 #tough guy anon

absoLUTELY! he might not show it super overtly, but ian will notice it. mickeys justifications (in his head) for it are:

1. what other purpose does a husband have, if not giving attention? (he also tells ian this)

hiiii! i was just abt to put my phone down to sleep when i got this so it’s probably littered w errors and stuff so apologies in advance 💀💀

every single photo that mickey takes is just so smiley and sappy and sunny. i think mickey’s made it his own personal goal to capture every single happy moment in their lives, not just for ian but for himself too. and when he starts to hear terry’s voice in his head a bit too loud, he just pulls out his camera roll and scroll through the pictures of his husband being so utterly beautiful and happy and irrevocably his.

ian totally knows about mickeys little habit and even snags a few to post to his insta (photo creds to the loml 😍). one night they’re just sitting there scrolling through their phones when ian asks which photo of him mickey likes the best. and y’know, mickey says something stupid like “oh i like the one where your whole thing is out man, makes me horny as fuck”, but eventually he blushes and pulls up his real favourite. it’s one he took at the beginning of spring, and ian is just beaming at a yellow flower that has shyly popped it’s head up from the dirt. “you just look so fuckin happy and it kind of reminds me that good shit can come after even after the worst winters. kind of like with us.” ian just listens like 🥺 bc his husband is the sappiest person to ever exist in the whole history of the universe and he would never ever ever trade him for anything.

Oh you mean these tags?

1. What's your favorite outfit?

2. When you make picrews, do you go for realistic traits or whatever looks cool/pretty??

3. What's your favourite Mickey picture??

4. Do you have a fav childhood memory? <3

Hey my dearest Drish @sluttymickey ty for the amazing questions 😘💕

1. I absolutely adore clothes so my fave would change depending on my mood. So my pick would be this outfit I wore to my 25th bday which was sadly spent in lockdown. it's poofy & florally. I felt like a princess wearing it 🥰

2. For piccrews I do enjoy adding elements of realism with my features when I can like getting the right skin tone, my round nose, eyeshape & adding the two moles I have at the bottom of my cheeks. But for these new ones I've went a bit more whimsical bc unfortunately I am not a fairy 😂

3. Ok my fave pic of beloved Mickey is this one. I just love his blue eyes, his smiley face & eye smile wrinkles on his make my heart flutter 🥺💕

Here is this prequel filtered pic rendition that i just adore

And my fave Ian & Mick pic just because 🥰

4. My favourite childhood memory would probably be anything I did with my big sister bc we were two peas in a pod even with our 7 year age gap. I don't really remember this memory clearly but what I can is that we making a blanket fort in our parents room like in the tvs & all I felt was cosy & safe 🥰

And also another memory bc it's funny & i just wanna overshare lol. There was this time when we were screaming & fighting over the dvd player on what to watch next. I held the player closed while she tried to open it. Then as a way to get me to move she moved her fist towards me & with my shit reflexes she ending up punching me in the face but not hard. We stood shellshocked & the I aksed, "did you just punch me?" She wailed back, "I thought you'd at least duck when a fist is coming to your face!" We bursted out laughing. That was the first & only time I've been punched in the face 😂