I want to be gross! I'm a cute girl but I want to be a ugly sluggirl with slimy skin that makes people who lick me become like me!!!
No one really notices slugs, and so you wonât either the next time it rains and you almost step on one. Youâll suddenly stagger, feeling lightheaded. The world will seem to slow down. Youâll fall face-first into your bed and sleep for 12 hours straight.Â
You wonât bother going into work. It seems boring. Everything seems boring. Youâll sit around and watch TV when the first belch starts. And then the next. Your cute face with scrunch up in frustration, but you wonât be able to stop burping. A searing pain will go through your head as two antennae protrude out. Your skin will darken, turning a sickly green. Itâll have a sticky sheen, like itâs been dipped in slime. Â
Your bottom half will double in sizeâand start leaking. Everywhere you go, youâll leave a gross trail of something green and foul-smelling. Your tongue will become big and bloatedâyouâll still be able to speak, but itâll be hard to understand you. Youâll be a gross, ugly snailgirl freakâand youâll be SO horny.








