I think I'd be good at it. I'd compliment her hair or her shoes, if her hair looked funny. I wouldn't tell her it looked funny unless of course she asked the question "Do you think my hair looks funny?". In which case I'd probably lie and then I'd feel awful because I've lied to a girl who has stupid hair. Would I really feel awful? Probably for a bit, but then I'd notice her boobs or she'd tell a joke and then I'd forget about her hair for a little while at least. What if her shoes AND hair looked funny? No paddles in this creek, sir!

Anyways, I'd like to take a girl on a date BUT I can't even afford to take myself on a date. I might take my book along to the coffee shop tomorrow because I don't want to spend the whole day indoors and they sell amazing blueberry muffins. I have a crush on one of the girls in the coffee shop though and the knoweledge that I will never ever ask her out keeps me going back. But I don't really have monies til Friday so perhaps the whole thing should be called off or rescheduled or unannounced. 

I need to get some new fiction to read. Non-fiction is all well and good, but it's real or at least claims to be real. The History of Western Philosophy is not exactly light reading either.