#sloth!reader

Past noli:but why

Sloth Y/N:im too lazy tô do stuff só you do my things

Past Noli:......what

Literally them:

Adam: “I don’t get why humans on Earth today can’t figure things out for themselves. I had to figure things out on my own, and I had far less resources than those entitled fucks do! Like at least they have parents n’ shit!”

Slothian Therapist (Y/n): *scribbling lazily in her notepad* “Mmhmm. Adding Divine Parental Neglect and Chronic Hyper-Independence to the list.”

Adam: *pauses mid-rant* “...What list?”

Slothian Therapist Y/n: *looks up blankly* “The reasons you mistake survival for emotional stability.....For the record, if you have to say you ‘turned out fine,’ you didn’t. You just learned to live with being neglected of basic needs and emotional support

Adam:

Uh, they should be in blue but eh purple could be.

Most Likely Sloth!Therapist! Reader would stay secret entirely.

If anything she would find put about sir pentious being alive from one of Adams/Lutes vents durring a reluctant therapy session.

This would suprise her greatly as she had thought the snake sinner to be dead. So hearing he was now a snake winner instead would make her happy as Pentious was the only ome at the hotel who had respected her and genuinely wanted therapy to work on being a better person.

If anything she would plead with Adam to allow the snake winner to continue his therapy with her, something that would be very very VERY begrudgingly allowed.

"As long that snake fucker keeps his mouth fucking shut."

Sir. Pentious would probably be overjoyed to see that one of his 'Friends' were in heaven with him, and maybe upset you had chosen to save Adam. durring that day, but he would respect you had your own personal and valid reasons.

You both wkuld probably pick back up on his therapy sessions and it might even help his transition into heaven to go far more smoother than the poor culture shock he was put through by Emily and her friends.

"And they sssaid no one here was addicted to crack!"

"Well....Sugar is used a relief aid for recovering addicts."

"IT ISSAS!? ISSSS THAT WHY SSSSSHE SSSHOWED ME THAT SSSUGER SSSHACK?! DID SSSHEE THINK I WASSSS ADDICTED TO THE CRACK?!"

"......possibly."