#slopedyardproblems

My backyard isn’t just uneven—it’s basically a topographic map of the Appalachian foothills. Every summer barbecue becomes an extreme sport:

• Plates sliding off tables • Chairs slowly migrating downhill • That one guest who always spills their drink because "the ground moved, I swear!"

I’d resigned myself to a life of awkwardly terraced potted plants until I discovered Dominion Custom Decks’ Gainesville deck installations. These people don’t just build decks—they perform outright wizardry on sloped yards.

Mind-blowing revelations from my research rabbit hole:

Multi-level decks aren’t just pretty—they’re practical

Flat dining area up top

Lounge zone mid-level

Fire pit terrace at the base (no more roasting marshmallows at a 15-degree angle)

Integrated stairs can actually look good

No more rickety "afterthought" steps

Wide treads that don’t feel like a balance beam after two margaritas

Retaining walls can be sexy

Stone accents that make the slope look intentional

Built-in planters that stop erosion without looking like a highway embankment

I’m now measuring my yard’s grade with a carpenter’s level and muttering about "elevation transitions" like some kind of backyard cartographer. My husband is concerned.