Jul 19, 2025
Did…… did anyone ever actually do the math on how much Mrs. Slocombe must’ve been spending on hair maintenance? Because like. That woman came into work every day with a fresh set. Pink, purple, blue, sometimes dual-toned. Perfectly styled. Week after week.
That’s not a home-dye job. That’s a full salon commitment. We’re talking regular bleach, toner, vivid dye, styling, upkeep—on a department store salary.
I need a full economic analysis. Was she secretly rich? Did she have a stylist friend?
She was living the fashion hair color dream on a retail paycheck and I need to know how she did it.
