#slitheenpropaganda

Thank you @sexyslitheen19 for reminding me to update this blog! I've been trying to stay off the internet- I went to Earth after getting a distress signal from a distant cousin (from Clom 🤢 but he said he found the Doctor so we had to show up to try and get revenge I guess 🙄- the message arrived really late too 🙄🙄🙄) and then this other guy started killing everyone with these metal spheres? I've been trying not to draw attention to us- staying quiet and off the web seemed like the best way of doing that

Slitheen are hot wouldn't you agree?

It goes really well! The youngsters have been getting on really well, and my favourite niece has learned how to skin a human perfectly in only two weeks! The rest of the family is so proud! How goes the schooling? Did you get onto the section where they teach you how to best snap a neck? It takes a lot of effort if you don't do it correctly so you have to get the technique right.

Hmm? Oh! Yeah... sorry. I forgot to sign off.