Chade, most hilarious character in the series. And at the same time it makes me angry because I can't put him with the others. The other assassins I love and think a little too much about. Like minded individuals...♥
I know Fitz is standing at this moment, and doesn't wear a bandana in his hair but I like to imagine him wearing one when making poison so I drew him that way. Don't like it, make your own fanarts.
Slink, I love you. Really. Almost as much as Small Ferret.
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So I mentioned a while back I made some sidekicks for Hawks’ agency for a little crack one-shot I was working on to match an equally crack headcanon.
Well.
I present to you incorrect quotes—Hawks Agency Edition.
Brief OC Overview:
Swoop - Hawks’ 2nd, a heteromorph with bat wings and ears. He can fly and echolocate, but his eyesight is horrible, so he wears really thick glasses when not in costume and had to work the lenses into his hero uniform. Honestly the most sane person in the entire agency, other than his wife, Breeze. Swoop is pretty quiet, so when he does put his foot down with the other sidekicks they know he means business. He’s ~27. The sidekicks and Swoop himself all think Hawks put him in charge because he’s come the closest to being able to keep up with Hawks (he’s still not able to, he’s just closer than the rest of the sidekicks :P).
Skitter / Skit - Swoop’s 2nd. Another heteromorph, Skit has a squirrel tail and ears. Because of his squirrel traits, Skit also inherited the cheek pouches, which he typically uses for stealing as many snacks as possible from the break room. He has “sticky fingers” and steals things that might damage the reputation of Hawks or the agency. Incredibly charming, already has the beginnings of his own fanbase (they’re mostly high school girls but Skit maintains that a fanbase is a fanbase). Skit has won the agency’s Favorite Sidekick poll (with votes casted by fans) at least twice in a row, and he takes great pride in this. ~19 years old, the baby of the crew until Tokoyami comes along.
Cam - Hawks’ Head of PR. His quirk is that he can record video footage of events via his eyes, and he’s able to produce tapes from his wrists. He goes along on patrol in order to catch video of all the cool stuff Hawks does. All PR stuff goes through him (which isn’t hard— the PR team is made up of him and two other folks, and the other two are unreliable, so Cam basically is a one man team. Regardless, he does a good job.) Cam’s almost always tired, but he does love his job, so he sticks around. Cam has zero training in fighting, so when he goes out with the group he has to stick with one of the sidekicks who does know how to fight (generally Swoop, but not always.) ~23
Slink - Not a formal part of Hawks’ Agency. Slink is an informant (and a good one at that) who pops in and out as he pleases with whatever he thinks Hawks might like to know. He’s quirkless, but you’d be hard pressed to find a better informant than him— he’s got connections all over the criminal underworld, and if he doesn’t know someone who knows something, he’s all too happy to find out. Slink, when not passing information to Pro Heroes, operates as a smuggler and supplier in the criminal realm. Because the intel he passes back is good, the law enforcement typically turn a blind eye to his activities. ~22
Breeze, Swoop’s wife, also exists, but I don’t have her quite as solid yet. She keeps the agency running though, as this weird blend between a mom-friend, a secretary, a personal assistant, and a manager. Officially, though, they call her the Agency Manager. Also ~27. She and Swoop keep their marriage on the down-low in order to not make any of their coworkers uncomfortable, but Hawks, Skit, and Cam all know. Slink stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and figured it out on his own because he can’t stand not knowing things.
And that’s it! Those are my goofy little OCs.
I still don’t know a whole lot about Hawks or his agency or anything, but like I said, I had a crack headcanon that turned into a crack oneshot, and I’m always down to make more OCs, so here they are!