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I can't stop think on how cute and chubby baby Gun is lol

Lookism 520 spoiler!

Lol. This feels very duality of man. Baby Gun coming out with UI made me lol.

Ok, gather round for Ramyeon's retelling of chapter 520.

So PTJ, with his fondness for SAD backstories cooked up one for Gun. And while it's not terrible and I didn't get food poisoning, it's tasting a bit bland because everyone is getting a SAD backstory and it's getting old y'know?

Onto the chapter-

Everyone is in love with Daddy Yamazaki, and for some reason that is bad and all the ladies chop their pinkies off to idk repent for their sins or something but even though the relationship appears to be consensual because he's had sex consensually with them all, it's still the women's fault.

In the end, the great big kind man that Daddy Yamazaki is lets them all carry his kids. Thank the heavens.

Daddy Yamazaki has Smaller Bro Yamazaki who also has a son btw (Haruto) - this is sort of important but it's hard to really feel much for them cos the son character (Haruto) has just been introduced in this chapter and will be likely killed off soon.

Anyway, I digress.

All the babies born are unimpressive so far. And you may think wtf how are babies unimpressive. Babies are just babies. Well, that's because Gun comes whooshing out the (Korean) womb with UI. Bro has built in UI from the start, kinda an impossible standard to reach so fine I get why the other babies are unimpressive.

Although if all the babies are unimpressive apart from Gun, the common denominator here is Daddy Yamazaki so maybe everyone should point the finger at him instead. Hmmm.

The chapter fast forwards to show Gun is a prodigy, he masters his training. He's only five and a kid, so he plays around with his friend but gets slapped by his mother for being a kid because it's not becoming of a future gang leader.

So even though he's FIVE, he still gets told to 'act accordingly' lol.

I think there's another timeskip, or PTJ really has lost the plot and forgotten what five year olds look like (tbh he has forgotten what 'elementary school' aged kids look like too) and Gun, genius that he is and following his mother's words takes down all the gangs in ONE DAY. WHEW.

But, PTJ is trying to desperately show it's nurture not nature. Gun wanted normal things but has been moulded to become a monster.

Gun's mother praises him for his violence and his deeds, and Gun wonders 'Huh, if mother dearest loves when I fight, and I must fight to be loved, what happens if I'm violent towards her?'. He punches her and gets praised for it.

Please see above point.

And another fast forward in time (presumably) to Gun trying to squish butterflies like the maniac he is.

Anyway, remember Smaller Bro Yamazaki's kid, Haruto, that was mentioned? Well he's the only one throughout that looked at Gun as if he was normal and told Gun he was free to do as he wants. He doesn't have to fight. Or have to be a leader if he doesn't wanna.

And sweet lil Gun doesn't really wanna, so he makes up his mind and tells Smaller Bro Yamazaki.

Smaller Bro Yamazaki loses his shit and is all who the fuck told you this nonsense. Gun snitches on Haruto, and this snitch doesn't get stitches and instead Haruto does when Smaller Bro Yamazaki tells Gun to kill Haruto. His own father tells Gun to kill HIS kid!

Dun dun dun CLIFFHANGER!

Overall very sad, very unfortunate. But please see my first point about PTJ's cooking.

I'm assuming in the coming chapters Haruto gets killed off. I would be super surprised if he doesn't because Gun, despite me being delusional and thinking he's just a sweet lil blorbo, is something of a murderous psychopath. It's more fitting of his character if he just kills off Haruto even if he has a moment of hesitation or any regrets.

Can we have a full brown conversation with joker on the traffic rule.

asdfghjkl i just read it too. ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE HIS NECK EXERCISES LMFAO. i mean- like...im just sayingggg joker is probably the one of the few men who wouldn't end up with a broken neck if i put my full weight on him while riding his face

also hun i have ur other messages in my inbox waiting for me to have enough brain cells to respond with a scenario 🥴everytime i read them i keep giggling and kicking my feet like an idiot

anyways....traffic shenanigans ft. joker and wooin. word count: ~300 words cw: gn!reader. reader is dating joker. i would say spoiler warning but like ??? it's a webtoon about riding bikes of course they're gonna race

Following the events of Sabbath Crew's race with Ghost Crew, you had been hanging out with your boyfriend and watching the drone footage that Sangho specifically said not to distribute. But here you were, sitting on the couch in your living room between Joker and Wooin—since he loved to invite himself over whenever you asked your boyfriend to come to your place—viewing the video of the race that Wooin obtained from some seedy groupchat. As much as you hated to have him constantly third wheeling, he didn't disappoint when it came to providing entertainment.

The race was intense to put it simply. Just as a spectator, the race has your blood pumping; you can't fathom how exhilarating it must be to actually be part of the debacle. Until you see Joker stop at a traffic signal in the middle of the race. Upon seeing your puzzled expression, Wooin lets out a howling laugh.

"I made that same face when I saw him stop at the light." He says, shaking his head in amusement.

"You can't just run red lights, do you know how much traffic tickets are?" Joker reasons with a serious expression, glancing at you and wondering if you would take his side or at least agree with him.

"i don't think traffic laws for fucking cars apply to cyclists." Wooin states in a snarky tone. "Especially, while in the middle of a race."

Sharp eyes drifting toward you, you now had Joker and Wooin staring at you and waiting for you to add your two cents to the debate. Both of them make good points. It does sound silly to be obeying traffic laws in the middle of a street race that's already illegal but...

"Technically, cyclists are expected to follow the same laws as vehicles—" you start off quietly only for Wooin to dramatically groan before giving you a dirty look.

"Ugh, so typical of you to agree with your boyfriend. You're boring."

💌 To Jonngun & Goo

Dear Jonggun & Goo

I have here is both of your bento boxs for your lunch! Also two thermos bottles that contain hot dark Coffee and hot Choco I know that both of you are gonna go hiking, I can't leave you both hungry and cold from the hike so I made a bento lunch!

I have guts feeling that your unable to go according your hiking plan but who cares! Since it autumn already its cold both of you need to be warm!

From your caring waifu y/n

P.s. Today bento is a Nori bento and desert is chestnut jelly cake, I also put a snack.

P.s. I think you would appreciate healthy cucumber and salad Gun! And Goo I put chestnut Dorayaki and don't tease Gun for not having sweets snack.

[You receive a very pretty envelope in the mail, alongside a box of something, only labeled, "GIFTS." You set it aside for the moment to open the letter and read...]

To my beloved, OUR beloved,

We hope you receive this letter in due time. And by said due time, the delicacies you have made for us have already been enjoyed. Thank you, they were really good. You were correct by the way, we went horribly offtrack our hiking path because Goo decided to be an idiot and run off. I would have left him stranded if I could.

Thank you for looking out for us, and for the personalized snacks. (Goo did make fun of me, by the way, please hit him in my honor when we come back.)

-Gun

Hi darling!! We're currently back in civilization after our hike and took the chance to rest at a hotel and reply to you! We appreciated the bento boxes you gave us, especially me ♡ Oh, and I also enjoyed the hot cocoa. It kept me warm during this awful trip with Gun! I wish you were here instead :(

Also Gun is a lying bitch, he lied to me about the path to take and then we ended up getting stranded. We made it out because of me though! ★

Lots of love,

Goo

P.S. The gifts are souvenirs from me ♡

My list is

Vin jin, you know how he is.

Olly wang, too unstable that you don't know when he gonna go berserk in his "meds" also he like Heather. But heh if only his parents didn't mentally abuse then he would be a decent person to date with.

Eugene, Your lucky to have a date with him but let's be real as you know his personality and it's gonna be so exhausting to deal with his manipulation and anxiety of whether if he is using you or not.

Jiho, He is cute but really his inferiority and his bad decisioning additional blaming others in his mistake basically off the bat of worst to date with. (I already imagine that he gonna brag his date to other and says that you come crawling to him and begging to date you uggh.)

Goo, I think he ditches his date if he need to go on collect the debter that he forgets or the date isn't worth at all. (Made me imagine that he is in a rental boyfriend in the site as he want to get free food or any freebies that the rental provides him lol)

Special mention:

Xiaolong, His ass is at Vivi you literally can't date him. Also he is too loyal to vivi.

Ryuhei, either your his past date in his japan years before being Mitsuki simp. Also he is try too hard that made me cringe on flirtation to mitsuki. But if he simps you first congratulations and amen to you as he is too howny to be managed.

SJDHWHDJBD honestly ur list and reasons pretty much answer the question but if u want my list its not too different from urs:

goo kim (it's fun to imagine but he'd be really hard to handle realistically,, even if he cared about u enough to not randomly ditch u his personality is still really... you know)

olly wang (i dont think he should be entering any kind of romantic relationship until he starts to heal from his trauma first 😭😭)

eugene (literally what u wrote about the anxiety 💀)

jiho park (self explanatory. + what u wrote)

@therealjacksepticeye  

After seeing Shigen face full revealed for the first time my mind goes into a scenario into when Shigen in south korea. He encounter Sangcheol Park's (Daniel's father) or Jinyoung Park sister which basically unrequited love as the Daniel's aunt is admires Gapryong Kim. Probably one of the reason the fight happened lol.

Then dead y/n happen and Shigen goes depressed

Hey Sam! Welcome to post-graduate life. Honestly once the insanity settles now it is great. I have my fingers and toes crossed for you.

I'm not sure tbh. But I have my fave bbs and it's these.

Lol, me either I kinda enjoy the whole new chapter of lookism and your today Gun smut fix

SFJHBANS FJKAS IM NOT EVEN CAUGHT UP. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THIS PANEL LMFAOOO. that gun smut has been in my drafts for so long bc the request is old af it's kinda like fate that this panel came out around the same time i decided to write again HAHAHAHA