#slidcrman

       “Who thinks kissing is gross? An amateur with no jams.”

       “  You really ought to get a bigger place than meeting up at yours. This place is much too small for all THREE of us to change.  ”   //  ( @slidcrman  )

ft. @slidcrman

       “...Got that right. Grew them myself. Did you, uh. Want a better look at them, or...?”

about me not being there for my kid, and now he doesn’t wash his hand after using the bathroom

        “Rich is relative. Marry me and I’ll keep your belly full and your life pleasant. That makes you richer than 78% of other men.”

“odds are even you can’t resist me for long”

           “I don’t think citizens should be paying a hero directly. It creates a bad image and expectations...but I can buy you ramen. That’s more of a thank-you than cold hard cash.” It also meant she would eat ramen while sitting in proximity to him, possibly engaging in conversation, in what most certainly was not a date. // @slidcrman is gonna get thanked