#caos lilith

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M: Lilith, can we talk about a boy named Nicholas Scratch?

L: Ah yes, poor Mister Scratch... though you could only call him a "boy" in witch terms.

M: What do you mean?

L: Witches are known to mature slowly and thus may be seen as adolescents through much of their first century. And that boy is at least as old as you are. Probably more.

M: What? But... Sabrina said...​

L: That they were a passionate pair? Yes​ indeed. Mr Scratch did have a taste for, shall we say, less developed paramours.

M: Oh my god, Lilith. 

L: It does rather chafe at modern sensibilities, doesn't it? Difficult to imagine that she posed much of a threat to his intellect. Or ego.

M: I'm... utterly dumbfounded.

L: Not that I can claim an especially relativist view on age gaps. But even I might have urged that girl away, had I known. Unfortunately it can be quite hard to gauge these things. Particularly when one is always the senior, in any circumstance.

M: Did her aunts even know?

L: They knew she was dating a ​young warlock. The rest was presumably moot. 

M: I am... beginning to feel less bothered by some things I was recently told about you. 

L: In a heart to heart with Miss Greendale-Spellman?

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