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anyway, one incredibly long, uncomfortable, and no-frills-at-all flight later...the boys land in selvadorada. and it seems aidyn bought the wrong package because they were plopped down somewhere in the forest with a machete and a prayer. time for a jungle advenchur!
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hit the slopes, beauford. beau took his ass to yukimatsu to start SHREDDINNNNN.
Beau: hey this is a bad ide-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
he soothed the pain of his...pain with a big ass pot of nabe. hey, the adrenaline and racing down a mountain on a flimsy snowboard will really work you! ole boy needs those calories back.
Beau: i've broken...my everything bone...
swimming for just an hour in wakabamori's river can bring you inner peace, calm, physical activity...that is, if you actually SWIM IN IT. AIDYN.
Aidyn: what? who's to say what swimming isn't. what if swimming is standing in place and letting the algal bloom slosh gently against you? closed-minded ass bitches fr.
time to crack on with the sightseer aspiration. a fairly low barrier to entry with getting a simmi capsule. what's that, forty simoleons?
...forty simoleons down THE DRAIN omfg fuck this rigged-ass vending machine bro, the ultimate gacha grift
Beau: what do you think you're doing in my rental?
Aidyn: your rental? yeah, I don't think so. I can show you my booking here, and after that, you're gonna go.
Beau: well, I'll show you mine. I've been planning this trip for months now, and you're not going to be the thing that ruins it.
Aidyn: you can kiss my fucking ass.
Beau: (sigh) why don't we take this up with airbnb, then? and then local police if you wanna continue being like this.
Aidyn: no. you. can kiss. my ass.
Beau: ...alright. you're pleasant, aren't you?
Aidyn: no. i'm a dick and you're pissing me off severely.
Beau: wow. no way. i couldn't tell.
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beau's not the only one: aidyn also took himself out there to begin his rock-climbing journey. it helps that he was already fit before he started...
Aidyn, sweating horrendously and panting: light...work...AAGHH...
...something beau obviously appreciated.
Aidyn: can i help you?
Beau: ...
Aidyn: scooter.
Beau: hmm? sorry, didn't hear you--i was lost in your incredible tits.
aidyn and beau share a wall with the akiyama family. unfortunately for whatever fuckin reason, they are able to phase through the fences in their backyard and just like...be all in their shit.
Aidyn: ...like there has to be a law against this.
Akiyama Kado: no trust me man. i know the law. i've been here my whole life. it's totally fine to do your neighbour's laundry and also eat their food.
Aidyn: you WHAT?
Kado: whoaaahh sensing a lil animosity here, man.
one day, aidyn got an incredible deal of dubious quality when browsing the Sketchy Side of the internet.
Aidyn: scooter. look at this. flights to "a jungle adventure" for dirt cheap. an "archaeological experience" in "the lost lands of the omsicans". let's go.
Beau: aidyn, that's a crazy idea. what if we die?
Aidyn: bold of you to assume that i will ever die. anyway, it's a guided tour, and you're being very obtuse. flight is on thursday. bring comfortable socks. it will be a long journey.
Beau: fuckin...what?!
