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my GOD, SHADOWLORD. STOP GETTING FUCKING SICK. they are truly not rich bro like we're talking less than $13k...
Robert: well I WAS planning on getting a jungle gym for you and your brother but if this is how you're trying to be...
Shadowlord: NYAH??!?
Robert: yeah, that's right motherfucker, nyah.
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i took a lookie pookie and saw that dexbear was old now! so i dressed them up for the victory lap. let's go f-slurs.
Dexter: *mwah* love u babe. shall we have a wedding vow renewal?
Barrett: i would if this was the wedding stories generation. but no. seems our player is a homophobe.
working as a teacher was making robert go fucking insano.
Jamie: dad? are you aware that the answer key in your assignment is like...completely wrong?
Robert: jamie i'm gonna be so fr with you i got this off of google search results 10 pages deep.
fuelled by his midlife crisis, he chose to simply quit.
Robert: hey i quit. thank you so much.
Boss over the phone: Robert this is terribly unprofessional.
Robert, sobbing: I LITERALLY DON'T CARE ANYMORE
it was a dark and stormy night...when sage and jamie had a joint birthday! they are not beating the identical twins separated by a few years allegations unfortunately.
i squeaked out a family photo of them on a nicer day and put it in the foyer. how nice.
*debby ryan hair tuck* hey divas. so i don't remember what was going on exactly, but some update broke my game and made my old scooter save go bye bye. thankfully because i was still pretty early on in the save i just decided to keep it pushing. even though i lost my photos </3 alexa play no me queda mas by selena.
i moved them into a new house and i got them a second cat. meet death star. together with shadowlord they are fuzzyboyz.
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ioanna martescu came over.
Sage: omg hi!! are u from ravenwood? i've always wanted t--
but she was singularly interested in meeting the cats.
Ioanna: are you the one they call...shadowlord?
Shadowlord: mmmnyah.
Ioanna: i heard it was your birthday recently. i've scoured this entire massive country for you. here...i have a treat. (whispers) it's cocaine.
anywheezer, sage's +50 sad moodlet expired just in time for his ya birthday! thank fuck, i didn't want him to die of emotions the moment he aged up like that idiot shaw lucky lmfaooo.
Sage: umm forget 'shaw lucky', we are talking about me rn? god.
well, that wraps up this generation. see you all next time!
generation 22: complete!
continue reading: generation 23
me when death star came down with something and hyoin took him to the vet AND THE VET WOULDN'T SEE HIM BC SHE WAS TOO BUSY GUSHING OVER THORNE BAILEY?!
Hyoin: next time i think i'll actually just kill you. do you understand?
Thorne Bailey: my LAWYER will be catching up with y--
Hyoin: alright. seems next time is right now. well then.
