#slbp characters

A tiny SLBP Rant

EXCUSE ME BUT DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR...

...PERFECTION SALAD?

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I don't know if I should tag this with "Spoiler" but I will, just in case.

All right.

This is going to be a post about a certain character in the universe of Samurai Love Ballad Party. And this post will be filled with a one-sided opinion of this certain lord.

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I'm going to list several characteristics about the character in question, since I won't name him, so if you want to play along a bit here, tell me which of the SLBP lords has these characteristics:

(1) Incredibly good looks and generally hot physique. ==> Oh yeah I know many (if not all) of them would fit in this one, but let us go on.

(2) Intelligence that is noticeably above average, or at least has never been described as dumb or stupid or anything the like, if not being outright described as intelligent.

(3) Has deep knowledge, both theoretical and practical, in vastly different fields of life including some things not commonly studied by most.

(4) Incredibly good at compartmentalizing, making it like a second nature, nearly without failing unless under extreme (and I mean EXTREME) circumstances.

(5) Has no problem either getting something done entirely on his own or delegating it to others, has never suffered from the lack of ability to delegate tasks when necessary.

(6) Is seen as decidedly above others not because of his birthright (as per dictated by the laws and customs of that era) but earned said status through displays of jawdropping skills/merit.

(7) Said set of skills really ARE jawdropping, ranging from things that are expected of people in their profession to things that are unexpected or perhaps even close to unbelievable; is also repeatedly said to be particularly impressive at using his skil set.

(8) Has the eloquence of a natural-born wordsmith, nearly always get to say the last word unless he decides to be 'merciful' and not use the other's dumbness (or lack of eloquence) to his advantage, all while repeatedly managed to make one or more person feel incredibly dumb in the process anyway.

(9) A master of sass.

(10) Physically both VERY agile and VERY strong. Never once failing to show either or both in any occasion where he is required to show one or both of these skills (sometimes even when he is NOT required to show one or both of these).

(11) Actually INCREDIBLY strong that his strength is apparently on par with one of a well-known (and well-feared) berserker who undergoes rigorous training regiment every-single-day... ---> As in strong enough to stop the other's sword with his own, barely breaking any sweat.

(12) Yet has never been shown to go through the same sort of training himself. And also despite of his job requiring him to be super light instead of well-packed with muscles to have such strength.

(13) Is said to be irresistibly charming on top of being blessed with considerably good looks.

(14) Has also been described as being particularly good at sex and romance.

(15) Is calm, composed, collected at all times, super-chill, never a subject to his own emotions (both good and bad emotions), unless under EXTREME circumstances and the amount of such circumstances happening in his life can be counted in one hand.

(16) Has been described to have the fate of a whole clan resting in his hands, despite of him not being from said clan and has no affiliation to it apart from being the... 'mentor' of just ONE person among them.

(17) Knows magic (!!) on top of fighting skills for both close and long range weapon(s) + battle strategies + knowledge of plants and medicine + literary skills + deep understanding of female noblewoman mannerisms and etiquettes + etc. So yes, MAGIC.

(18) Has literally NO side effect from said magic himself.

(19) Is apparently a favorite of many people, both NPCs and real human players alike. Because after all he has no flaws to speak of.

(20) Saves the day...all the time. ALL THE TIME.

(21) Has ANGST in his background story like any supposedly 'balanced' character would.

Well, I reckon there are more, but these are what I got from reading his main story and several events that included him. 

Okay, do you know who this particular character is yet? A difficult question, I know. I mean, if you don't know who he is, or if he's far too mysterious for us mere mortals to even venture a guess as to who he is, here's a little bit of a clue:

It's the Sengoku lord equivalent of a MARY SUE :')

Rant end.