#slayde time

listen my kevin owens wannabe looking redneck person gives that good d real good hence why i have a little tweak to my step

okay this is me completely being on the serious but like: i love sasmi with all my heart and soul and would literally give him the entire world + fields of meadow and rainbows and puppies and gold and love and everything because he is so deserving and is just ??? the epitome ??? of perfection ??? 

on the cuteometer he rates a 9 and i would totally smash but lovingly though while watching cartoons together with some pizza

yall dont even know the obsession i have over such perfection, like that man is like a printer: all in one with various features that can be utilized for proper use and simultaneously like bruuuuuuH.mp3

looks. sense of humor. personality. eyeballz. arms. legs. abs. hAIR. EXISTENCE

my thirst is real 3928472093847234/10 SMASH

looking @ you with steam coming outta my ears because i dont like u right now

im so sorry zowens but finnzayn takes the cake because precious cupcakes deserve the world but thats not a fair choice i caLL A DO-OVER

id rather fight 100 bears with brass knuckles because my midget ass would square up and throw some jabs and then turn into the hispanic version of the road runner and run into the arms of the one and only perfect creation of this forsaken earth that is kevin owens

get with the program josie i was so confused i thought i lost you a long time ago and started to cRY

becky constantly going to finn for wrestling advice and looking up to him as a huge inspiration especially with her inner hardships aka the injury that put her in the bench for a long time that still haunts her

finn ‘eep’ing every time he catches a flash of becky’s bare skin cause he’s still a child and is too pure and precious for this world

becky buying finn a really expensive lego set for his birthday and inside is a post it note that says ‘the final piece of this lego set is actually in my possession. theres 2 nerf guns in x coordinates that are completely loaded. you have 30 shots to get me. good luck trying to get a firecracker' because games between them would be lit af

finn actually sneaking pictures of becky on his phone and having a small album of her in candid scenarios aka looking over the horizon or sitting down while they’re on top of the mountains or while she’s just flipping her hair or grabbing a bottle of shampoo from the shelf or getting her hair done

BECKY.TRACING.OVER.FINN’S.SURGICAL.SCAR.WHILE.THEYRE.LAYING.DOWN.NEXT.TO.EACH.OTHER

i have a huge list dont come at me with pain gdi

see yourself out of my life how dare you ask me such a question honestly all i wanted to do was have some fun and get some cool questions but then you gotta throw in something controversial and break my heart like why would you do this i promise im a good human being.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................finn