THEREāSĀ PAIN .Ā Ā SEARINGĀ PAIN .Ā Ā Ā PAINĀ OFĀ AĀ MANĀ swallowed whole by the hot flames of hell itself ,Ā Ā nerves enveloped in heat like a thrifty fur coatĀ ;Ā like itās burning him alive ,Ā Ā like heās dying ,Ā Ā like this INFERNAL NIGHTMAREĀ will devour him right down to the seedy core and spit him out like a hunk of old food finally freed from the confines of two front teeth .Ā
...Ā Ā so all that ,Ā Ā but on his foot .Ā Ā and pretty much only on his foot .Ā
he screams about ten or thirty gratuitous obscenities into the air of an empty apartment ,Ā Ā collapsing back onto his bed and gripping his ankle in that deep ,Ā Ā deepĀ Ā HELLĀ PAINĀ Ā or whatever the fuck he was just monologuing about .Ā Ā Ā and while all thatās going down,Ā Ā he thinks to himselfĀ :Ā Ā Ā iām dying .Ā Ā and then he rationalizes a bit ,Ā Ā and thinksĀ :Ā Ā Ā iāll never be able to play volleyball ever ever again .Ā Ā and then a sudden ,Ā Ā even worse realization suppliesĀ :Ā Ā tsukki wonāt be able to come to my birthday party in september if i go into a coma now .
ANDĀ SINCEĀ THEREāSĀ NOĀ HEATĀ LIKEĀ AĀ FATHERāSĀ LOVE ,Ā Ā not even that of the portable grill he just barbecued his fucking foot onĀ ,Ā Ā bokutoās newly - inspired sense of self - preservation has him fumbling for the phone left charging on his nightstand .Ā Ā unfortunately ,Ā Ā his emergency contact list is as long as his normal contact list ,Ā Ā given that he automatically adds everyĀ new contact to his list of emergency contacts ,Ā Ā but itās no trouble at all when thereās only one personĀ in the entire world known to act cool under immense pressureĀ ,Ā Ā and that person isĀ Ā ...
āĀ Ā ----------Ā Ā AZUMANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEĀ ! !Ā Ā Ā CALL TSUKKI TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAAAAAAAAAAL ! ! !Ā Ā Ā ā Ā
