#slacktension

I got tagged in some ask memes by anghraine and slacktension. No points for correctly guessing who tagged me in which.

i was kinda like “hm” at first but then i saw his body

YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS I SAY THIS SO MUUUUUUUUCH

also im glad you went for the flared horse dick dildo that's obviously the better option

i have never listened to that video and not cried laughing both of those i pee myself every time

1. pick a sex toy on the bad dragon website that you would be if you were a bad dragon sex toy

this one bc i am a thoroughbred stallion

2. what was your first introduction to porn mine was furry porn haha

i'm pretty sure mine was dragonball z fanfiction i was distraught for years

3. what fictional character from anything do you hate the most

i'll probably think of someone else not long after i post this but umbridge and tarrlok can go fuck right off 

4. if you’ve ever been in an internet fight, what was it about

ugh more complicated things than arguing about fictional characters tbh, the closest i've ever come to that is talking about korra

5. what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen

hitler stanning (this was pretty stupid too though)

6. what was your favorite childhood toy

a stuffed cat named ty--i still sleep with it

7. what’s the weirdest thing you like to eat

i dunno i play it pretty safe on what i eat--i used to love getting a ham and pickle sandwich from subway, nothing else on it

8. if you could make an anime what would it be about

i would remake swimming anime and it would be girls with awesome muscles and it would be super intense and competitive and they would play water polo in the off-season and have lots of bruises and all the boys would be jealous

or i'd make a historical fantasy epic a la fushigi yuugi or the like but with less "girl chosen special from the future!!!! falls in love w many hot boys!!!!" and more angry rising from hardships and nothing with plenty of blood of her enemies

9. what would you do if the titans from snk were real

get in the jaeger

10. what is the worst song you’ve ever heard

"my jeans" is pretty horrendous

11. what’s your favorite youtube video

it's a tie between this one and this one and if you don't watch both of them your life is a lie

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1. If there’s anywhere in the world you’d rather be right at this moment, where would that be?

this answer is going to be so lame because i could say something like tokyo or athens or kunming but god i just want to be living in dc already

2. What’s the last song you listened to?

something on my lifting playlist

3. If you were to make an album, how would the tracklist look like? 

a weird mix of rap, indie, and pop

4. What’s the dumbest thing someone has ever said to you? 

i know there's been so much dumber but my thirteen-year-old sister told me "mako is so brooding" and then followed it up with "idk i haven't watched lok in a while my friends who have tumblr told me that's what they think" (she's not allowed to have tumblr herself) she then told me a later day that the new doctor is "too old" so i think we're done here

5. What are your strengths?

my physical strength

also i have really good conversational skills and leadership ability

6. How were you like as a kid?

i read all the time and was obsessed with harry potter

who am i kidding though that hasn't changed i just have so much better social skills

7. Favorite poet/poem?

wallace stevens 

8. What would be your favorite character’s theme song?

I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO SONG LYRICS WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW KORRA'S THEME SONG GUH but i always think of her when i hear this song

9. What would be YOUR theme song? (hee hee)

i am white korra there would be no difference (i kid but honestly if i say anything with words it sounds... insincere? maybe "ready to run" by the dixie chicks)

10. Favorite Shakespearean play?

oh...... much ado about nothing is pretty fun, but "the compleat wrks of wllm shkspr abridged" takes the cake (IT COUNTS)

11. Best part(s) of your favorite book?

when edward ate his baby out of bella's stomach

sorry but harry potter and the sorcerer's stone will probably always be my favorite book for what it means to me the whole thing i can't choose