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To Detective Ema Skye

I submitted your proposal this morning to invest in training a K-9 unit to assist our officers in their duties. Personally, I think it’s a very good idea. We should hear back within the week.

Also, while your enthusiasm for science and forensics is admirable, I don’t think it’s necessary to subject others to watching the entire Bill Nye series at one time...

Skillfully dodges the controller.

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He had been searching for three hours.

He had been searching for three hours.

HE HAD BEEN SEARCHING FOR THREE HOURS FOR HIS HAT.

It wasn’t everyday that three little, demonic children grabbed a thirty-two year old man’s hat and ran with it. Phoenix never considered himself nonathletic, but running for three hours and searching frantically for a devil spawn was rather hard on his body. Sure, he lifted crates filled with grape juice very often at the Borscht Bowl--but never did anything that gave him such pain compared to the strain on his muscles at the moment.

Phoenix had tripped over an old lady who proceeded to call him a “whippersnaper.” (He swore he remembered someone just like her, but was too dazed to remember.) He had fallen into a bush. It just wasn’t his day.

Looking around the park, scanning for a blue hat--his eyes fell on something he hadn’t noticed before. An old friend.

(No...that can’t be her.) The ex-attorney thought, giving her a closer look by proceeding her. (I really must be going insane.)

“You cocky little bitch, I’M GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR FUCKIN-”

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♋: My muse writes about yours. Perhaps the first time they met, or an event that was particularly important to our muses’ relationship.

Liebes Tagebuch,

     First day back at LA for job reasons. Tour was good. I miss work.       Met a detective today. Real cute. Doesn’t seem to like me.     Or maybe it’s the girls? I don’t plan to ditch my fans. She will     eventually have to come around. I mean… You can’t ignore your     co-worker for so long. And there aren’t a lot of young men in the     field anymore– That goes both ways.