#skulux

“My life has been FAR too long to detail it entirely!” 

“A plethora of parties, various flings, delightful political scandals. The typical joys of life. Hm, how aaaabbboouuuttt....how I met my dearly detested Skull?” 

“Skulux, as you may know, is my darling little kismesis. He was a model at the time we met. He was a clown, known for continuously changing his paint. This was apparently seen as scandalous by some churches? We met at a party. He was apparently getting creeped on by some clowns sent by a church that genuinely did not like his cute little face paints. He approached me and started acting all buddy buddy. The presence of a fuchsia was enough to scare those little clownies away. Skull ended up sticking around and asked me if I would assist him, as a sort of partnership.” 

“We ended up agreeing to be kismesises for the sake of publicity. Keep him safe, keep me on good graces. It was all right as rain. I do have pitch feelings for my boy, of course. He’s long since quit modeling, he is a makeup artist now! He remains the sole troll I have. We may bicker, but he is quite the fun one.”