#skulloweenbash

Y’all celebrated the new year with NYE Skull Bash, y’all got lucky with St. Patrat’s Skull Bash, y’all had a Skull Bash that was just cuz no reason at all obviously not because what day it was, y’all was there for the Team Skull Day Skull Bash, too. NOW IT’S GONNA BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR. Yeah, Halloween’s special and we gonna do all that stuff, but OCTOBER 30TH IS BIG BAD GUZMA’S B-DAY! So show up to the big ol’ mansion in Po Town for a house party full of booze, candy, video games, music, dancin’, and ME. Ya don’t gotta wear a costume or bring me a gift, but if ya don’t you’re kinda really lame. Team Skull is your host, and anybody’s invited! Like the other Skull Bashes, just for this party Skull’s not gonna give a shit who walks through our door, so get your asses on over here!

The Zoroark snickered, which only looked like Florie snickering to herself. She leans against a counter, still grinning.

“How’s the party?” 

“Hey, hello. Nice costumes.” Florie has absolutely no idea who they’re dressed as, but they do look good.

"Bein' security n' this kinda gig is the shit man.

I get to beat up any smartasses that try and sneak in while bein' assholes and take their stuff when they're unconscious.

Profit, homie."

He's got like, several wallets stacked atop his Pontiac that is accross the other side of Po Town's entrance, not far from his own spot.

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“There’s no way this old mansion isn’t haunted...”

“Come on, I want to trick-or-treat around Po Town before things get too crazy!”

“Do you think I look stupid for not wearing a costume?”

“Do you think I look stupid in this costume?”

“You call that scary? Oh, please...”

“If I die tonight, it will be from sugar, alcohol, or both. I think that’s a good way to go.”

“There’s so much candy and birthday cake... I’m going to make myself sick tonight.”

“Don’t touch the candy, I heard it’s actually drugs!”

“Vodka gummy Wurmple almost taste better than regular gummy Wurmple...”

“How many little kids do you think will be disappointed for Halloween because Skull stole so much of this candy?”

“Nice costume! It’s a costume you’re wearing, right?”

“The scariest thing about tonight is how close that chandelier looks to falling.”

“I’m expecting something crazy scary to be staged later... I feel like that’s the kind of trick Team Skull would pull.”

“This looks like a treat... but maybe it was a trick, and Team Skull’s going to try to steal all our Pokemon!”

“The storm outside is starting to scare me...”

“If any spooky sounds happen here, at least the music is too loud to hear it.”

“Are any of your Pokemon in costume? Can you show me?”

“Looks like the birthday boy’s already getting wasted.”

“I know we didn’t have to bring the Boss a gift, but I kind of feel bad for not...”

GENERAL SKULL BASH STARTERS:

These starters are being reused from previous Skull Bashes, relating to the usual Team Skull house party shenanigans.

“Team Skull sure knows how to party!”

“I’m so glad I found you. This party’s insane!”

“I bet I can drink more _____ than you can!”

“That music gives me a headache…”

“The Skull grunts hogging the aux cord said my song request was too lame…”

“I can’t wait to make some mistakes!”

“For once, please don’t do anything too stupid tonight.”

“This place reeks… Wanna come outside with me?”

“Join me outside for a battle? Who cares if it’s raining!”

“I don’t know why I came. This is too crazy for me.”

“Come check out the game room with me. I bet I can beat you at [insert game here].”

“Apparently I suck at video games when I’m drunk…”

“It’s sad I probably won’t remember any of this tomorrow!”

“Hey, you should go talk to _____. I think they’re your type.”

“I need another drink.”

“Can I get you another drink?”

“I think you’ve had enough.”

“I got here kind of late… Did I miss anything?”