Apr 27, 2015
skimmonsrps replied to your post âact like a saint all you want but to keep up with your groups you take...â
oh god if you take 8 years, does that mean i take 88 years?
84 actually bae :-p
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skimmonsrps replied to your post âact like a saint all you want but to keep up with your groups you take...â
oh god if you take 8 years, does that mean i take 88 years?
84 actually bae :-p
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â: for a holiday-centric voicemail
VOICEMAILÂ â SIFF
Merry Christmas, douchebag. Stacey insisted I call and ask if youâre gonna drop by today. Every time I point out her obvious crush on you she full-on shrieks at me. I told her youâre dirty and pretty girls donât date dirty boys, but she still insisted I call so, call me back or show up. Later, dick.
â : for a drunken voicemail
VOICEMAILÂ â SIFF
âŚwait, is that my shirt? OhâOH, dude. Duuuuude!!! aha, I donât know where the helllll you are, but youâre not here and you know what? Thatâs not okay. Itâs not okay because I am and Iâm totallyyyyyyyy hammered and someone stole my shirt. Itâs cold. I canât really feel the cold, but I can tell Iâm cold cause my nips are hard. So thereâs that. ANYWAY you should be here because thereâs lots of chicks and I canât handle them all, dude. I caaaanât aha. Just meet me atâ
ONLY 4 AND 1/2 SLEEPS UNTIL I SEE skimmonsrps!!!!!
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send me âł for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours
Out of all the people to get locked in a closet with, coupled with Samâs luck, of course it ended up being Biff. Honestly, he wouldnât admit it outloud, but it was his fault even if Biff had warned him about the closet locking when shut too late. He didnât have to follow his friend in there, but he was attempting to help him look for something when his hand automatically winged the door shut behind him. Next thing he knew, Biff was yelling at him. âDude, what kind of closet locks from the inside!â Sam shot at him, only to be yelled at some more. âI donât want to be this close to you, man! Why canât I get locked in a closet with a hot girl?â He tried to talk over Biffâs continued bitching. Whether it was out of revenge or just coincidence, in the midst of their fight, the overwhelming stench of ass filled his nostrels and the fighting ceased at once. Staring at his friend, Biff then broke into a fit of laughter. âDude, thatâs foul! What died up your ass?â Covering his hand over his nose, he tried hard to break out the closet door.
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skimmonsrps replied to your post âThe OCâ
BAHAHAHAHA AND MARISSA IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN BECAUSE SHE SUCKS
MARISSA IS ACTUALly THE WORST UGH. CHARACTERS I DID NOT MISS AFTER THEY WERE WRITTEN OFF THE SHOW: MARISSA COOPER. SEASON 3 JUST RUINED ANY HOPE OF HER BEING LIKEABLE
"I know I'm the one you want to forget."
âWhy are you even here, Biff? Havenât you done enough to me already? Letting me think you were some great guy, tricking me with your charms, trying to get me to sleep with you because of some stupid bet? Was all of it a lie? Do you even like soccer?! I can never believe another word that comes out of your mouth again. You can continue sitting in the stands and cheering for the Lady Titans, because a fan is a fan, but you can not continue talking to me as if nothing has changed. I know I can be a little bit intense; I know most people donât like me, but I thought you were different. But I donât need you or anybody else. Iâm a star, and you and your stupid friends laughing at me for trusting you wonât distract me from my talent.â
SEND MY MUSE A FALL OUT BOY LYRIC!
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