a word for 'bad miracle' side bit: meanwhile, during field week
"What was your big dream, back when you started UA?"
The question comes in the later half of an afternoon patrol, both of them perched on top of a high building in the shopping district of Shizuoka City. Izuku had stopped to admire the sun hitting the buildings just right, allowing his intern a moment to catch her breath while pretending he totally isn't monitoring her. He has to protect what little pride his interns have, after all.
"What do you mean?"
Mika kicks her legs from where she sits on the ledge of the building, looking out at the city below. "My classmates all have these big goals. They talk about them a lot, and Sensei says we have to have some kind of solid motivation in order to make it through UA. So I was wondering what yours was."
Izuku tilts his head in thought, considering.
"Hm...I wanted to be a hero like All Might," He admits."I wanted to arrive on the scene with a smile and have people feel safe, because I was there. And uh. Well I kind of got all that before I graduated, so. Goal met."
"Huh..."
Mika leaves it, for just a moment. Probably thinking over all the war footage.
"Do you have a new one? Now that the first one is done with? Though I guess every adult has career goals, like my mom gunning for a promotion..."
Izuku's next answer is instantaneous.
"Sesame Street cred."
Mika's legs stop moving.
"...what?"
"Sesame Street cred," Izuku repeats. He does not break his gaze from the horizon so he can at least pretend he's being an adult right now. "The ultimate way you know you've made it is by being invited to guest star on Sesame Street. All Might was on twice."
"Your big career goal is...to be on a children's puppet show?"
"You don't understand this because you're young but every single person who is ever invited on to that show has been thrilled. It's the highlight of people's careers. The ultimate honor. The literal only ranking higher than that is working with The Muppets."
Mika stares at him and he knows she still doesn't quite understand it.
"I feel like you're lying to me."
"I'm really not. You can ask around."
"A puppet show for toddlers," she emphasizes, and okay. He's being judged. Super unfairly, even.
"It's a very good puppet show!" Izuku defends. "It teaches important lessons! All Might's second appearance was him teaching kids about how to cope with people who have chronic health issues! I cried!"
"You cried because you saw a pigeon with one eye yesterday," Mika points out.
"I have a big heart with a lot of feelings."
"About puppets."
"You know what if you're rested enough to sass me you're good enough to get back to patrol--"
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74: “Knowing us, this is bound to go wrong.” for MSBC!Eren
“Knowing us, this is bound to go wrong.”Â
Coming from the mouth of a boy who can wield bad luck as his magic, it doesn’t make Marco feel any better about what lays before them. In the distance a burst of fire erupts and the faint sound of screaming can be heard. Eren and Marco make no move to leave their spot at the front gate.Â
The both of them really don’t want to move. The building in front of them is a giant mass of ramps, flaming hoops, and deathtraps. There’s evil laughter coming from somewhere inside and Connie’s voice can be distinctly heard going “My leg!”.Â
“Can you sabotage it? That’s your specialty, right?” Marco asks. He winces as more screams come from inside, praying the inside of it all doesn’t look as bad as what he can see on the surface.Â
“Too many variables. We’d end up causing a domino effect and I’d rather not kill someone because I was careless.” Eren purses his lips, squinting into the depths of the school with a frown. “Jean inside?”
“He was in the home ec room when the building changed,” Marco sighs. “What do we know about the victim?”
“Upperclassman. Failed her attempt to get onto some extreme sports show. Don’t know what her trinket is.” Eren lists off the information without much enthusiasm. He only knows the details thanks to Hitch’s grip on the school gossip, it wasn’t hard to piece together what happened after the building changed.Â
“Alrighty then.” Marco takes a moment to breathe, nodding to Eren as they raise their arms and prepare to change. “Guess we’ll just wing it and hope we don’t die.”
Eren snorts, muttering under his breath before he signals his ring to begin the transformation.Â
“And your sister says I’m the bad influence.”
Fic summary: Twenty years ago, Midoriya Hisashi walked out on his wife and Quirkless child. Three days ago, Midoriya Inko received a phone call informing her of his demise and when his funeral would take place.
Sometimes you're a 25 year old war veteran, making a difference one day at a time in a post-All For One Japan that's still feeling the repercussions of your high school days. Other times you're simply the forgotten child of a deadbeat, left to clean up your father's messes because he was too much of a coward to take any responsibility.
And now, you're a full time big brother, because the biggest mess left behind was the child your father replaced you with.
Chapter summary: There is a tendency for parents to view their children not as their own person, full of depth just like anyone else, but as an extension of themselves. Of their legacy. Of their worth as a person. An infant is dependent on their parents for every facet of care, so it's easy to forget--easy to let that acknowledgement drift away in a sea of teaching this child the basic lessons on how to live in this world, how to talk, how to walk, how to participate in life alongside everyone else. Every lesson is the parent imparting their own wisdom upon the child in the hopes the child will become the vision the parent imagines of what a proper person is.
But, then, it always comes as a surprise when the child is no longer dependent on the parent for lessons. And the truth comes in the form of the child developing opinions their parents don't agree with.
And so, the cycle of conflict begins, with the rejection of those lessons being seen as a rejection of the parent. Despite the child wanting nothing more than to connect with their parent without feeling scolded for being themselves.
Scenario - Deku gets hit by a villains quirk, nothing happens, he goes home and falls asleep.
15 year old Midoriya Izuku, just got into UA, wakes up in a strange bed in a strange apartment. The quirk deaged him 10 years, mentally and physically.
How does he react? How does Hinata react?
"So there's a code for that."
Hinata blinks, surprised, and freezes with her rice halfway to her mouth. "Really?"
"Oh yeah," Izuku says, like he's talking about the weather. "Time dilation Quirks are super useful for getaways so it's never surprising to have them pop up. There's a protocol in place and everyone's taught it for when it inevitably happens mid-mission."
"Huh." Hinata wrinkles her nose, thinking. "What should I do, then? If it happens to you?"
"Code 1985. Call someone like Tenya, or All Might, and tell them Code 1985. They'll take it from there," Izuku instructs while poking at his fish, finding a bone he missed while cooking it. "Time dilation or displacement can go in a ton of directions so just stay calm, there's a protocol to fall on. Not that I think you'll really need it, but it's good to be prepared."
Famous last words, Hinata thinks, but doesn't say. Instead she eats her dinner and drifts off to the next conversation topic.
.
God fucking dammit.
"Of fucking course," she mutters, staring at her teenaged brother who's panicking and trying to hold up sweatpants that are too big for his smaller body. Sure it took a few months, but here they are. Just like she thought would happen. This bloodline must be cursed or something for him to be such a chaos magnet.
"I-I'm sorry, I just--I went to bed in my own apartment, and now I'm--" Younger Izuku stutters out, turning in circles as he looks around an unfamiliar home and panic clearly taking over all rational thought.
"This is your apartment. You got hit by a time dilation Quirk, sit down on the couch before you drop your pants," Hinata orders. She must seem pretty mad because he immediately does so and clams up. Hinata walks back to her room to grab her phone, scrolling through her contacts list and debating who to call before settling on the option that will work fastest.
"Hinata? Is something wrong?" Tenya's groggy voice greets her.
"We got a Code 1985," Hinata replies. She patters back to the living room, keeping an eye on the younger Izuku who is staring at the collectibles with wide, star filled eyes. "He's been turned into...hold on--yo, how old are you?"
"Um--15?"
"He's 15."
"...WHEN at 15?" Tenya asks her, suddenly a thousand times more awake and serious.
"What's happening in your life right now? What are you supposed to be doing today?" Hinata tilts the phone down to ask her brother, who snaps back to attention nervously.
"Going to school? I just--I just started at UA, we're supposed to have our first lesson with All Might today. Actually--if this is my apartment is he around? I see photos--"
Hinata turns away and completely tunes out his nervous rambling, going back to Tenya. "First week of UA classes."
"Oh god." There's the sound of rustling, and Hinata can tell he's rolling out of bed to try and throw some clothes on. "Do NOT let him leave. I'll be right over. No Quirk use either, if he actually has One For All right now."
"Is that possible?" Hinata asks, eyeing the boy on the couch. He's muttering to himself and fidgeting up a storm, a far cry from the footage she's seen of him in his prime with that Quirk.
"He's either been shrunk to his teenage body or they've swapped places, these Quirks can be tricky, so it's a toss up. Keep him there and don't move."
"How much am I allowed to tell him?" Hinata asks, knowing Izuku probably has a thousand questions lined up for the nanosecond she gets off the phone.
"Nothing. You're a civilian, so you have no authorization. Use that loophole until I get there and can assess things."
"Got it. Breakfast will be ready when you get here," she agrees, then ends the call with a sigh. "Ingenium will be here within a half hour."
"INGENIUM is coming to my APARTMENT!?" Izuku shrieks.
"Stop yelling, we have neighbors."
"Oh, right, sorry." Izuku shrinks down, ashamed and flushing red, before his eyes dart back up toward her. "...um. Not to be rude but. Who are you?"
This is exactly why she asked Tenya. This subject was hard enough the first time they met.
"I'm your kid. And you screwed up the chore chart today so now I have to make breakfast." Hinata passes by him to go to the kitchen, leaving him gaping on the sofa. Since he's left her in the breakfast lurch she doesn't feel too bad. Fuck it. She's making shakshouka today. She deserves a treat.
It takes a full two minutes after she's started pulling out the eggs and tomatoes before the Izuku in the living room comes back online.
Fic Summary: Twenty years ago, Midoriya Hisashi walked out on his wife and Quirkless child. Three days ago, Midoriya Inko received a phone call informing her of his demise and when his funeral would take place.
Sometimes you're a 25 year old war veteran, making a difference one day at a time in a post-All For One Japan that's still feeling the repercussions of your high school days. Other times you're simply the forgotten child of a deadbeat, left to clean up your father's messes because he was too much of a coward to take any responsibility.
And now, you're a full time big brother, because the biggest mess left behind was the child your father replaced you with.
Chapter summary: People suffering from depressive episodes are assumed to simply be lazy, due to a lack of upkeep or care for themselves or their spaces. This is far from the truth. For a person undergoing a depressive episode, every second of their day and every ounce of their energy is being spent on the simple acts of just getting the barest necessities done while swimming through the fog of fatigue and despair in equal measure. This makes it so much harder to pull themselves out, or reach out for help, when the fog finally dissipates enough to see the mess that they've made, and are forced to ask themselves: How on earth am I going to fix all this?
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I know you wanted all of them but this got longer than expected. More to follow pending how well this lands.
1. Yuki-onna
An understated aspect of heroics as a business is that what school you attend to get your training really does have an impact on how your career pans out. UA’s strongest point isn’t their training facilities or staff—it’s their networking opportunities. Students at UA get to establish themselves with seasoned pros as early as first year, so when it comes time for them to leave the nest and spread their wings they have no shortage of professional connections to draw on.
Shiketsu isn’t as good at networking, but it does buff up their students combat abilities to match UA pace for pace, and instills a professionalism in its students that makes them stand out among other applicants to sidekick positions.
Ketsubutsu lacks the intense prestige of the country’s top two schools, but it maintains an intense connection to the community that allows its graduates to ingrain themselves with the ground floor, so to speak, and allows their alumni to shove their foot into as many doors as it takes for them to succeed.
Northern Tokyo Heroics Academy did not have any of these high points.
Yukimoto Yuri graduates at the top of her class with perfect scores all across the board. She worked hard all three years in that school to achieve her flawless record. And what does she get for it?
Her tenth rejection. Not even from a Top 100 agency.
It turns out, perfect scores mean jack shit if the school you went to can barely teach its students how to properly file their paperwork. Northern Tokyo Heroics Academy’s graduates are worth absolutely nothing to the greater industry, and none of its alumni have done more than middling sidekick work for heroes who never get past the Top 50. Yukimoto Yuri puts her best foot forward to break this cycle, to prove she has what it takes, but...well, she has nothing any agency wants. Her Quirk can’t even make the big ice blocks that would make for a spectacular finishing move.
She’s about ready to throw in the towel and resign herself to a life of mediocrity when a voice pops up to her left, from where she’s bent over in a chair with her head in her hands.
“Bad news?”
Yuri resists the urge to whine, keeping her head down so that her hair will remain a curtain between her and the world. “It’s not even news. I’m just a failure.”
“I doubt that,” the voice says.
“I just got rejected by Blubberman’s agency. That guy barely even keeps his numbers up and he thinks I’m useless.”
There is a small beat of silence.
“...okay, yeah, I can see how that would be disheartening,” the voice admits, and Yuri can hear a sound like he’s shuffling a bit on his feet. “But Blubberman is also an idiot with career moves so I wouldn’t take his words to heart.”
“You’ve worked with him?” Yuri asks.
“I’ve fixed his screwups. Can you believe last year he showed up to an earthquake relief operation and tried to light a cigarette next to a bunch of toppled buildings? He nearly blew all of us up and I almost threw my own license out the window via murder charges I was so mad.” Yuri laughs, despite herself. It’s wet and it’s gross but it does make her feel better, knowing Blubberman’s idiocy isn’t some kind of secret she’s supposed to keep. “Is that your application?”
The papers are at her feet. Crumpled a bit from where she dug her hands in trying not to cry after her interview.
“Yeah. I’ve just—it’s been months and I can’t get a sidekick gig at all. I don’t know why I’m bothering.”
“Can I look?” The voice asks.
“Knock yourself out. It’s worthless.”
She hears the papers being picked up. Shuffled. The person standing next to her is quiet as he reads, and Yuri can’t even find it in her to be embarrassed at how little information she actually had to try and entice an employer. How is she supposed to get any takers when she has no experience?
“...is. Is this Quirk information correct?” The voice asks, his voice suddenly a bit choked.
She knows, okay. She knows her Quirk is useless on paper. She’s done a lot of work to make it at least somewhat useful for fights, but the registry can’t exactly show off all that when at its core it’s still just a lesser Quirk of extreme cold.
“Yeah. I know, it’s a useless—“
“This has so many applications to it! Can you freeze just the epidermis of a subject or does the freeze go all the way down into their muscles? Have you ever experimented with the brittle nature of certain metals exposed to the cold? Oh man—if your Quirk can also lower your body temperature, have you ever been able to fool heat reading technology? You could bypass certain security systems for stealth operations that way and—“
The sudden onslaught of questions finally makes Yuri lift her head. Her eyeliner is definitely ruined and god knows how blotchy her face is but she doesn’t think of that in the face of confusion.
She wishes she’d thought of that, because when she turns her head to look at her visitor she’s met with the scarred and freckled face of the man who killed Shigaraki Tomura.
“Oh my god.”
Deku—All Might’s chosen boy, the man who gave up the power of a living god to save Japan, the ultimate pinnacle of selfless heroics—looks outright bashful at her wide eyed stare. “Ah. I came on too strong, didn’t I?”
“You’re Deku,” Yuri says dumbly.
“I am.”
“...you’re Deku,” she repeats, this time stressed beyond belief. “Why are you—what are you even doing here?”
Deku—holy shit holy shit holy shit—smiles. “Analysis consultation. But I’m not really one to ignore a young hero who needs help, am I?”
He lifts up her application, waving it a little.
“Your Quirk is perfect for heroics. Why the hell would you keep getting rejected?”
Yuri hiccups, despite herself. “My school sucks. I worked so hard—I didn’t want to beg my parents for tuition money, so I went to whatever place accepted me, and it turns out I shouldn’t have even bothered because a degree from a third rate school is worthless.”
Deku looks thoughtful at that. A little miffed. Extremely considering. And...intrigued, at the core of it all.
“...well now that just won’t do,” he says.
“What?”
“You know, all my friends keep yelling at me to hire sidekicks. But I just never saw the point in taking on the big go-getters in the new graduates. I don’t think any of them really need my help to succeed.” Deku says, ignoring the way Yuri’s jaw drops and her face flushes with both hope and extreme indignation if this is some kind of cosmic joke. “Northern Tokyo really is a bit of a crap place to learn. They don’t produce very quality heroes so nobody wants to take the gamble. But...I kind of really want to see just what your Quirk can do.”
“It’s not that special, though,” Yuri protests, because this is way too much credit for what she can do—she’s not the kind of hero who can stand shoulder to shoulder with someone like him.
Deku just looks outright offended. “Not that special!? Your Quirk is Absolute Zero—not even Shouto can drop down that low easily, the first time he tried subzero temperatures he wound up hospitalizing himself. And you can just do it casually!”
She hadn’t known about that, actually. She assumed he had way better control over the cold than she did.
“I can’t make big ice—“
“That’s not a negative. A small icicle with enough speed to it kills dozens every year. You just weren’t taught how to use your Quirk to its advantages,” Deku fires back before she can finish.
Yuri is left stunned. Deku just continues to stare at her like he’s daring her to keep putting herself down.
“...you’re serious about this.”
“I never joke about potential. And I can see so much in you.” There’s a shine in his eyes that’s so bright Yuri actually winces, and suddenly so many things click into place. No wonder so many heroes of the new generation seem to regard this man as the golden standard. Is this how he looks at everyone? Is this how he uplifts every hero he works with? “Actually, here—this is my agency’s card. I want you to come. I want to try you out in the training room. And when you absolutely blow me away like I know you will, I want to talk to you about hiring paperwork.”
The card given to her is worth double its weight in gold, and Yuri can’t stop her hands from shaking as she stares down at it.
“...are you even real?”
She only gets the worlds most blinding smile in response.
One week later, Yukimoto Yuri appears at the front door of the Dekiru Agency with a new application in her hands.
One month later, the heroics world is buzzing at the debut of Yuki-onna, Deku’s very first sidekick.
a word for 'bad miracle' side bit: holiday edition
"Yeah, no, I don't think we'll be doing the elf again next year," Izuku explains to his mother over the phone, poking around the living room to find the missing remote so he can tune in for that new documentary on the history of vigilantes.
"Well why not?" Inko asks. "I thought it was cute when you sent me that photo, with its little Christmas sweater."
Izuku thinks back to the past few days of finding the elf around the apartment.
First in the kitchen cabinet in a miniature Water Cube trap. Izuku had chosen to close the cabinet and eat cereal out of a coffee mug.
Then again in the bathroom with an Eye Vacuum trap, which Izuku didn't actually notice until after he'd started his shower, so he had to wash his hair knowing it was there.
Then once more in the hall with the elf done up on...Izuku thinks it's called The Rack, but frankly it just looked like the poor little Elf on the Shelf was being crucified. He pointedly ignored it but couldn't really turn his back to the door that night.
"I'm just getting a feeling that Hinata doesn't like the elf," Izuku says diplomatically. "I think she objects to the surveillance angle."
He lifts up one of the couch pillows, and oh! The remote!
And the elf!
In a reverse bear trap! Only miniature!
"Well that's a shame. But some families do find it creepy, so I guess I get it." Inko says, oblivious to Izuku's turmoil staring at the poor suffering elf on his couch. How did she even make this? Wait, no. Hinata plays tabletop. She's got the miniature market cornered.
Izuku carefully tries to extract the remote from the elf, only for the tiny bear trap to snap and him to pull his hand away with a shriek.
"What was that?" Inko asks, concerned.
"Uh...nothing," Izuku answers, staring in abject horror at the elf head that's been torn asunder in front of his very eyes. How is that tiny trap operational? The plastic elf head's been completely ripped in half! "Hey, Mom, I'll call you back later. I think I need to have a parental talk about sadism in the house."
Fic Summary: Twenty years ago, Midoriya Hisashi walked out on his wife and Quirkless child. Three days ago, Midoriya Inko received a phone call informing her of his demise and when his funeral would take place.
Sometimes you're a 25 year old war veteran, making a difference one day at a time in a post-All For One Japan that's still feeling the repercussions of your high school days. Other times you're simply the forgotten child of a deadbeat, left to clean up your father's messes because he was too much of a coward to take any responsibility.
And now, you're a full time big brother, because the biggest mess left behind was the child your father replaced you with.
Chapter summary: The stages of grief are not typically experienced in the order of the official listing. Emotions ebb and flow like the tides, illogical but all powerful as the brain and body processes the reality of the situation. Some stages repeat, or loop back around, lingering for far longer than the average person expects. Grief is not a linear path for any one person to travel. And thus, this is the tragedy of experiencing it. Not seeing the end in sight, because the pain continues on.