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TW: slight spice - like a 🍋‍🟩 or 🍋 on the citrus scale. Use of the C word. Also, talk of gender dysphoria for ABO

Manny, just meeting the team and finds the ghost boy kinda pretty: Aye Impress me, guapo!

Danny, feeling a little bold and wants to flirt: Let’s see what ya got, Tiger. Let’s see if you can impress me.

Django, pissed that the plan hinges on cracking the security codes and a countdown started: For your sake, I better be too impressed to beat you to death.

You guys ever wonder if Dr. Chipotle Jr tried to steal Danny from Manny?

Like, they either meet during a fight or because of a science fair (Love at First Sight by Crossovers_R_Us gave me this idea and I like the idea of Team Phantom helping Jack and Maddie with the booth and gear and Team Atomic Sombreros are there to steal tech/moral support and Diego sees Manny hitting on Danny and had heard the halfa explain complicated ghost engineering and is like ‘how could he want to date Rivera?’

And then at some point, he gets into a heated tech debate with Tucker that had started as an ego trip and that causes him to go crazy and start wrecking havoc, which Danny and Manny stop but Jr is like “seriously what do you see in him?” to Danny and that gets him a black eye and very painful migraine when he comes to.

Manny absolutely swooned at Danny defending his honor - man’s a simp and he doesn’t care who knows lol

Django, genuinely bewildered: Because my kind doesn’t flirt like you humans do. We do bloody knuckles more than bleeding heart words.

Tucker: Wow yeah. Wouldn’t know anything about that. Not like I’ve been fighting ghosts since age 13 and has tried picking up a cute ghost gf -

Django:

Tucker: If I punch you, can we make out?

Django: Only if you punch me like ya mean it, Chicho.

Tucker: 😈

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Sam and Danny cornering Tucker in a bathroom, first aid kit open on the floor. Tucker and Sam are sitting on the bathtub edge, Danny sitting on the toilet, shaking his head.

Danny: And what - you got your ass beat and he kissed the boo-boo pain away?

Tucker,Lordy but extremely pleased with himself: Asshole.

Sam, dabbing the others face with a cotton ball: Idiot.

Danny: I still can’t believe you took Manny’s advise and go for it like a ghost. It could’ve backfired so badly.

Tucker, proud: But it didn’t.

Sam dabs the witch hazel soaked cotton a little harder, causing her friend to flinch: You better discus limits and safewords with him, Foley. I will not be patching you up every time you wanna have a make out session.

Danny: So…how long did you last before you got your butt handed to you?

Tucker: Got a least three headshots in before he got me to the ground. Kinda lost my vision for a good five seconds but you should’ve seen the fracture I left under his eye socket! Or when I snapped his femur. He looked so pissed, it was kinda hot.

Danny, sighing dramatically: Tucker, you are some kinda fruit loop.

Yeah, Django knows it.

The heir of Sartana must know as many languages as possible to ensure they aren’t being played or made the fool. He’s the only one in their friend group to speak it fluently - Frida only knows one word and Manny, despite the Great Tiger trying, has only learned to say the curse words.

I imagine that Team Phantom uses the variation a lot to talk code because the general populous of Amity Park aren’t even aware of Esperanto and the one Wulf taught them is unique enough to make translating a little difficult. And they also use it to trash talk people - mostly the popular crowd while in high school but it evolved to being utilized while people watching outside of missions to make snide comments about rude people.

So Team Phantom and Team Atomic Sombrero’s are just chilling, hanging out at a cafe and Sam and Danny just start teasing Tucker about his obvious crush on the Afro Latino - which Tucker vehemently denies, but can’t help but add several “but-“ to it to explain why he’s kinda into the undead man. And Django is just soaking it up like graveyard stones absorb sunlight and is damn near preening at the comments.

Overtime, Tucker, so used to dark, gorey stuff when dealing just with ghosts and these surprise trophy showcases, just forcibly pries the fingers free and just dumps it on the table. That makes Django huff for 30 seconds before he complains that the techie completely ignored the ring he thought looked an awful like the ring from the other’s favorites sci-fi show.

And what do you know - it does look just like it. And Tucker asks if he’s supposed to wear it, because thats kinda messed up. Django deflects by saying he just thought he might like it and Tucker is like “yea but this feels like a proposal. It’s not a proposal is it?” which insults the undead man’s honor because what does he look like giving his man another assholes ring? He assures Tucker that if this was a proposal, it’d definitely be better than a severed hand and some stolen tech.