so, i come up with a lot of bullshit most of the time, and most of the time i will never do anything with it. so here, take some undertale multiverse shitpost prompts that i have little to no patience to use ever!
slim bursting through the door to someone’s house, gasping for breath with sweat rolling down his face. they ask him where the hell his car is. his eyes light up as he says that he left it on the side of the road three miles from their house and that they need to come immediately. before asking them, he grabs onto their arm, teleporting them out to his car and proudly pointing at the dashboard. the mile counter on the car proudly reads 42069
aboveground, fell is just casually being him and some human (im thinking a PTA Linda type person) is a bitch in like the name of religion, calling him a demon or some shit. he pauses before he smiles and walks away. the human goes to church the next sunday, thinking nothing of it, only to find that a very edgy skeleton in a nice suit is sitting in the back, expression pleasant and eyes locked on them. time goes on. fell becomes friends with the pastor, since hes used to having to deal with people in power. more time passes. monsters are able to marry under human tradition and be seen as a legal couple, yet most priests refuse to marry them. fell uses his new connections to become a pastor. he gets interviewed by a news network on being the first monster to become part of an international religion. he looks directly into the camera and thanks the asshole human by name, saying that "he wouldnt be where he was without them"
april fools day sort of thing maybe? slim sews onto every pair of razz's shorts the words that those cutoff sweatpants have. like JUICY and BOOTY. razz wears them and every1 gets in a good laugh, but the next day razz wears a different pair with the words still on the back. its still funny, since ha ha his shorts are all like this hes just going to have to fix it. days pass. weeks. razz refuses to wear any pants that dont have such sayings on the back of them. new sayings begin to appear. "ASS ASS" "PLUSH" "YUMMY" "SEXY BABY" razz refuses to react to anyones comments on his shorts. they buy him new shorts without words. words appear on the back. why wont this end. what have they done.
and some shorter, less detailed ones:
fellverse monsters are nocturnal. this leads to some fairly interesting interactions with their taleverse counterparts
papyrus is passive aggressive, but only up to a point. its not a good idea to cross that line. ever.
razz and fell have a contest to see who can walk around in the highest heels. someone breaks an ankle, but despite what you may think it’s definitely not either of the edgies.
despite appearances, stretch has never been high before.
papyrus’s profile on undernet is actually just a decoy for his real one, which has the largest following in the entire underground. he’d prefer to keep this one secret from sans though
all undynes have an opinion on their respective papyruses. this ranges from “friend” to “annoying motherfucker”
