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Title: Babysitting Lucifer

Characters: Dean, Sam, Lucifer, Y/N

Word Count: 818

Warning: Swearing

You had to admit, babysitting Lucifer wasn't something you were totally interested in. Dean had put you in charge of babysitting him while he and Sam had went out to run a few errands.

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You were sitting down and watching your favorite show, growling under your breath as Lucifer sat at a table behind your seat, throwing crumbled pieces of paper at you. You picked one up and looked at it, you opened it, seeing a drawing of the devil. You scoffed in annoyance and looked over at Lucifer. "Can you stop?" You asked, clearly annoyed.

Lucifer shook his head. "Nope!" He chuckled, popping the p.

You growled before Sam and Dean came into the room. "Y/N? Sam and I are going to run a few errands, we need you to watch snake tongue mother fucker over there." Said Dean, glaring at Lucifer.

You looked over at Lucifer and couldn't help but quietly giggle at him as he stuck his snake tongue out at Dean. You came to realization and raised an eyebrow at Dean. "You're putting me in charge of Satan?" You asked, no way you could babysit him without trying to kill him.

"Y/N it wont be for long, just keep and eye on him so he doesn't burn the house down." He said, treating Lucifer like a child.

Before you had the chance to protest, the boys were already out of the bunker. You groaned and slouched in your seat.

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You looked over at Lucifer to see him smirking, making you shake your head. "Whatever your planning, no. I will kick your ass, little dick." You threatened.

"Well aren't you scary." He smirked, getting up and skipping over next to you, plopping down next to you.

You groaned in annoyance. "Lucifer, go away!" You say, using your foot to try and push him away.

Lucifer smirked and used his finger to slowly push your drink off the table. "Lucifer, you little shit I swear if yo- LUCIFER!" You yelled as the drink fell off of the table and shattering on the ground.

Lucifer smirked and suddenly appeared in the kitchen, opening all the cabinets and leaving them open as he held a glass plate in the air. You looked up from picking up the glass. "Lucifer, I sw-" You began to say before Lucifer dropped the plate, it shattering on the floor.

Your face got red. "Lucifer! The boys are going to kill me!" You say, holding the glass and running to the kitchen to throw it away.

"Oh lighten up, you're so tense." He chuckled.

"You can't just go around breaking shit!" You say, cleaning up the glass on the kitchen floor.

"Leave me alone, I'm mother fucking Satan." He said, skipping into the TV room and plopping down in your seat.

You groaned loudly as you threw away the glass and closed all the cabinets he had opened. You walked back to the TV room, crossing your arms when you saw that Lucifer had taken your seat. "Get up fat ass!" You yelled.

Lucifer made you want to pull out your hair. "No can do, sweetheart." He chuckled, putting his feet up onto the table.

You rubbed your temples before walking over and smacking his legs, making him remove them from the table. "What?" He asked, acting hurt.

"Get your goddamn feet off my table." You scolded.

Lucifer smirked, finding another way to annoy you. He slowly lifted his feet back up and placed them on the table once more. You started to pull at your hair before you grabbed a pillow and started to hit him with it. He chuckled and grabbed the pillow and pulling it towards him and pulling you into his lap. "Lucifer! Let me go!" You say, attempting to free yourself from his grip.

"Nope!" He said, holding you there.

"Lucifer!" You yelled, making him chuckle and let you go after her had held you there long enough.

You fell to the floor and huffed, pushing the hair out of your face. "Why do you have to be so annoying?" You asked.

"It's in my nature." He chuckled. "Fine, I'll leave you alone." He said, getting up and letting you have your seat back.

You sighed in relief and sat in your seat and changing the channel back to what you watching when all of a sudden you heard a crack and something wet in your hair, feeling something drip down your face. Lucifer began to laugh as he held the cracked egg above your head. "LUCIFER!" You screamed, getting up and chasing him through the bunker.

Lucifer ran into a room and locked the door. You were beyond pissed now as you banged your fist against the door. Soon you just let it go and went back upstairs and getting a shower. "I swear I'm going to find a way to kill him." You mumbled.

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My favorite imagine that I’ve written. 

Supernatural S:12