why lily aldrin SUCKS
just finished rewatching himym and buckle up this is gonna be LONG
left marshall
abandoned marshall and didnât even fulfil the âdreamâ she left him for because shes untalented and delusional about her âtalentsâ
only came back because she was an unemployed loser
sabotaged tedâs job when she was hired there
shoplifts
interfered when marshall was moving on
UNENDING credit card debt
unending credit card debt that she kept from her husband
unending credit card debt that she kept from her husband until the last possible moment and led him to believe it was because of him their credit score was bad
manipulated marshall into taking the corporate job
made ted break up w his girlfriends
ANOTHER MOMENT TO FOCUS ON THE FACT SHE ENDED MULTIPLE RELATIONSHIPS OF HER BESTFRIEND BEAUSE OF HOW THEY WOULD AFFECT HER!!!!!
couldnât let scooter off her hook even after she was married cuz of his âcuteâ puppy dog eyes
after she manipulated marshall into going down the corporate road, she guilt tripped and gave him shit when he didnât wanna quit
stole from zoeyâs house
almost abandoned marshall AGAIN to go to spain when she had to support him for ONCE after he started environmental law BECAUSE OF HER
was a deluded selfish bitch who DRANK DURING HER PREGNANCY because imagine giving some discomfort to yourself by refraining from alcoholism for the sake of your unborn child
stole The Captainâs expensive ashtray
completely abandoned marshall and marvin the second she got a job w the captain
told Ted sometimes she doesnât want to be a mother and wants to leave marshall and marvin and run away WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN
kept hitting on ralph macchio in front of her husband
sheâs a kleptomaniac why is this so glossed over jesus
during her and marshallâs fight regarding italy and the judgeship, she didnât even give him a chance to speak and instead kept repeating WE ARE GOING TO ITALY. once again proving how selfish and immature and entitled she really is
wouldnât have gotten back w marshall if she had found successâwhich she couldnât, because shes a talentless loser
abandons the conversation immediately when marshall brings up an important point during that conversation and COMMUNICATES his doubts and feelings (instead of, yâknow, letting her scream WE ARE GOING TO ITALY over and over again)
her selfishness of wanting to move to rome forced marshall to go back to corporate law WHEN HE COULDVE BEEN A JUDGE. HE HATES CORPORATE LAW. SHE MADE HIM QUIT CORPORATE LAW. BEFORE THAT, SHE MADE HIM GO TO CORPORATE LAW. NOW SHE MADE HIM GO BACK. this woman plays skipping rope w her husbandâs career.
she is self centred and feels entitled to everyone elseâs life. she meddles as she sees fit and isnât above manipulating people to make them into versions of themselves that benefit her as and when she requires. this woman is narcissistic beyond comprehension and hides behind her innocent lilypad persona. she is the most self-absorbed character in the history of television.
