I am the sister of the croaker. You may call me Hazel. Mother (the-muppet-joker) and i may not be related through flesh or blood (or should i say… felt and stuffing) but by something that is perhaps far more important… i’ll let you guess what that might be.

inspired by Mother’s musings, i have created my own blog to further Her teachings - with my own dark feminist twist. I too, kin Kermit and The Joker, but as trans lesbians. in addition to this, i kin both Eve and Lilith from the Bible - but not Adam!!! i refuse to kin any male individuals. I also kin Harley Quinn but not Poison Ivy - though I love and support their relationship. I refuse to read homestruck (sorry Mother.,.)

but perhaps my most intimate kin spirit is that of Mother’s beloved yet long dead kermit plushie… yes… she was a lesbian the whole time…. rest in peace 🙏🏽

i am a lesbian in the truest form of the word… men are NOT welcome here. nonbinary and gender queer individuals may pass for now - and trans women are women.

My DNIs…

Men. Rot in hell. Most cishets as well.

Anyone who ships Harley Quinn and the Joker. I kin them only as hateful exes and will not tolerate any support of their toxic past relationship

Therapists. Fuck you, especially, Jessica - my twisted mind is no place for the likes of you…

Anyone… anyone who likes MLP… you should be ashamed of yourselves…

Anyone who vapes. gross

TERFs / Toxic gold star lesbians. our pasts do not define us - fuck you all.

Youtuber Strange Aeons. Self-explanatory

In the same vein - Canadians. actually British people too.

Individuals who are not sex/kink positive

weak willed individuals who be be averse to the mention of blood, or specifically consuming it 🩸 (especially menstrual blood)