#sissy-nee

DRRR NEWS HAS SEVERAL SECTIONS AND SERVICES THAT AID OUR READERS IN THEIR EVERYDAY LIFE. PLEASE SEE BELOW FULL A COMPREHENSIVE LIST.

HEADLINES (EXCLUSIVES, BROKEN & BREAKING NEWS): MAMAJOE, PG 1

FROM THE EDITOR & LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: SISSY-NEE, MAMAJOE, AND M, PG 2

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENTS: SISSY-NEE AND MAMAJOE, PG 3

ADVICE COLUMN: SISSY-NEE, PG 3

COTW INTERVIEWS: M, PG 4

INTERVIEWS: M, PG 5

POLLS, COTW, AND COMPETITIONS*: MAMAJOE, PG 6- 7

LOVE LETTERS AND POETRY: M, PG 8

MYSTERY’S MATCHMAKING SERVICE: M, PG 9

HOROSCOPES: SISSY-NEE, PG 10

NOTICE BOARD: RESIDENTS OF IKEBUKURO, PG 11

OPINION PAGE: RESIDENTS OF IKEBUKURO, PG 11

ACTIVITIES: SISSY-NEE, PG 12

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS: MAMAJOE, SISSY-NEE, PG 13

CLASSIFIEDS (LOST AND FOUND, PERSONAL ADS): MAMAJOE, PG 14

UNWANTED ADVERTISEMENTS: MAMAJOE, PG 14

OUTSTANDING PERSONS: MAMAJOE, SISSY-NEE, SEASONALLY ON PG 15

Dear anon, 

 The asks would be drawn by Sissy-nee, and the whole Drrr News Team.

   As a whole, we have yet to discuss if we would allow anyone to do the asks for us, but once we have come to a decision we would let you all know!

DEAR VALUED READERS AND LESS VALUED READERS WHO HAVE NOT PURCHASED THIS NEWSPAPER AND ARE INSTEAD USING IT AS A COVER WHILST THEY STALK THEIR “SHIZU-CHAN” BECAUSE THEY “WANT TO WATCH HIM DO MONSTER THINGS” AND DON’T FEEL AS THOUGH THIS NEWSPAPER IS CONTRIBUTING TO THAT EFFORT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY SPEND MONEY ON IT, 

AS THE STAFF AT DRRR NEWS HAS RECENTLY EXPANDED FROM SISSY-NEE AND MYSELF (MAMAJOE) AND THE NAMELESS MOLEPEOPLE, TO SISSY-NEE, MYSELF (MAMAJOE), NAMELESS MOLEPEOPLE, A WANDERING DEMON WITH A KNIFE UNDER MY DESK, AND M, THINGS MAY SOON BECOME CONFUSING

WE WOULD ASK THAT OUR READERS, WHEN WRITING TO US DIRECTLY, PLEASE SAY WHO THEY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ANSWER THEIR QUESTION. TIPS, HOROSCOPES, AND SUCH DO NOT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED, BUT THEY CAN BE IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

IF YOU DO NOT ADDRESS YOUR LETTERS, THEY WILL BE PLACED INTO A LARGE CANON AND FIRED INTO A FIELD. SISSY-NEE, M, AND MYSELF (MAMAJOE) WILL THEN HUNT FOR THEM AND WHOEVER FINDS THEM WILL ANSWER THEM.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

LOVE AND HUGS

Dear Anon,

No you may not. It’s a bit rude don’t you think? If you want to vote against a couple, you should vote for another couple. We won’t promote ship shaming.

BREAKING NEWS!

MAMAJOE BRINGS SMALL CHILD TO WORK, M AND SISSY-NEE DON’T HAVE HEART TO TELL HER IT’S ACTUALLY A SMALL DEMON THEY CONJURED YESTERDAY, SAYS ANONYMOUS TIP

BREAKING EDIT!

Sissy-Nee here, I would like to say, I'll be starting up a horoscope column. Please send in your horoscopes, and how you feel your sign is presented so I can express that through a various array of posts.

Also, starting tomorrow, I would be active on the skype 'Sissy-nee'. From there, if you are upset, need someone to vent to without fear of it being thrown out in the open, you may message me. I'll be available all day-- of course, I am human and need sleep. But I will try to get to every message possible.

Update for burdenlaburnum and bootylicious-anri-kun! Hospital Visit.