#siriusfck

SEND ME A ✧ AND I’LL BOLD ALL THAT APPLY TO YOUR MUSE.

send me a brotp and i’ll tell you:

who steals french fries off the other’s plate➡ sirius;; and mary always lets him because she’s used to his scroungy ass ways

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple➡ mary;; she’s not fuckin above faking a proposal to get a free dessert

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail➡ mary;; does this one even need debating 

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues➡ sirius TRIES, mary TRIES;; they both fail

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes➡ mary;; she’ll fuckin tackle u watch out

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk➡ it’s a race lets be real

who starts and who wins the pillow fights➡ mary starts them but sirius wins because he could literally crush mary if he tried hard enough

leave a brotp/platonic ship in my ask and i’ll tell you :

who steals french fries off the other’s plate –––– either . both . they’re both MONSTERS . doe i think would be a little more sneaky about it , but totally both of them all the time . not just fries . grapes . entire pieces of meat . 

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple –––– probably sirius because dorcas wasn’t listening she was doing homework in her head . she decked him in the nose because , again , she wasn’t paying attention and his lips were disgustingly close to hers . 

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail –––– oBVIOUSLY dorcas . except she’s poor af so she’d borrow money from james and sneak out to bail him out . all the fucking time .

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues –––– also probably dorcas ?? but i can also see dorcas being all upset about something that happened and sirius being like girl shut up i swear 2 merlin .

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes –––– * looks into the camera like im on the office * sirius orion black .

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk –––– DORCAS SHE IS TOP BUNK OR BUST . i feel like this is a potential fight tho . the great bunk beds fiasco of 1977 . everyone was forced to take sides . marlene almost died . relationships were destroyed . james and lily almost killed each other , each loyal to their life partner . mary cried , genuine tears . it was a tragedy . they wound up sleeping on the floor while marlene slept on the top bunk and remus on the bottom . 

who starts and who wins the pillow fights –––– sirius starts them and dorcas WINS THEm . or actually i can totally seeing this go either way . like dorcas absentmindedly throwing a pillow in his direction and he juST ends her bc she has no idea what she’s begun .

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how do i begin to explain SIRIUS BLACK? sirius black is flawless. i heard his hair’s insured for 10,000 galleons. i heard he does wand commercials… in japan. one time he met dumbledore in hogsmeade and he told him he was pretty. one time he stole my potions homework so i punched him in the face… it was AWESOME.