#sipspeaks

She’s so handsome 🖤💜🖤💜

I was just hyper-fixating on my scary ocean game minding my own business and suddenly I got run over by a huge handsome alien now I have whiplash

👀

But I have to come up with a convoluted explanation about how I think General Grievous is absolute fine but I actually don’t want to touch him like at all and he doesn’t make me feel sexy feelings in any way whatsoever, but looking at him towering over terrified Jedi makes my chest hurt in a good way and seeing his heart beating inside of his chest plates feels incredibly scandalous and makes my face turn red and somehow I find him incredibly attractive but not even remotely sexual and here I have written a whole paragraph.

The scary red eyes, the Double FANGS!!! The way he blows his cigar smoke out of his nose… gorg