#siobhanlee

“-p-p-p-pleasepleaseplease-”

“𝙾𝙷. 𝙰 𝙻𝙴𝙴. 𝙸 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙿𝙾𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝙵 𝙸 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄’𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙾𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺.”

“I-I will! And I’m a very good musician!”

“Oh, oh gosh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to crash into you like that!”

“Ah, um, it-that’s okay! Maybe just, um. Let me go?”

“Oh, sure! Sorry. I’m so sorry.”

“Don’t even worry about it. Hallways, right? They’re a real hazard.”

Rando McCreeper invited himself on their date.

Barista: Mind if I sit here? *sits down without waiting for an answer*

Siobhan: *laughs awkwardly* Oh, I wasn’t aware this was a date for three...

Salim: *smiles like this isn’t the creepiest thing ever* Oh yeah, we met in the bathroom. :D Siobhan, meet Barista Guy. Barista Guy, Siobhan.

Barista: ‘Sup?