#sindog paps

Interview meme

PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES.

FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

TAG TEN PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME.

TAGGED BY: @askgreaterdoge​

TAGGING: @wingsofguilt @resetskele @gaster-blaster-sans @ask-gendertale-sans (i don’t have that many people to tag)

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? “THEY CALL ME SINDOG SOMETIMES, BUT I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? "PAPYRUS OF COURSE!”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? “NOW THAT I THINK OF IT. I’M NOT ACTUALLY SURE.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “THE GREAT PAPYRUS CANNOT BE TAKEN THAT EASILY. I AM A SKELETON WITH STANDARDS YOU KNOW.”

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS? “YES! …. I’M NOT SHARING THEM”

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU. “WHO ARE THESE MARY OR GARY? ARE THEY NEW FRIENDS?”

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? “I HAVE EYE SOCKETS. I WAS NOT AWARE THEY COULD HAVE COLOUR. SOMETIMES I HAVE ORANGE NOT EYES THOUGH.”

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR? “CAN A SKELETON HAVE HAIR? MY FUR IS A RED ORANGE THOUGH!”

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “I HAVE MANY SIBLINGS. WAIT. DO MULTIPLE VERSIONS OF THE SAME PERSON COUNT AS ONLY ONE? GIVE ME SOME TIME TO THINK THIS OVER.”

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS? “WELL, IT WAS SANS’S BUT I TOOK CARE OF IT MOST OF THE TIME. WE HAD A PET ROCK. SANS SOMETIMES LIKES TO SAY THAT CHARA IS A STRAY ANIMAL WE TOOK IN. CHARA SAYS THE SAME ABOUT HIM. I THINK THEY’RE JOKING?”

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “I DON’T REALLY LIKE GUM. THEY STICK AND ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OUT OF FUR. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED?”

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING? “I USED TO PLAY FETCH!”

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG. ONCE, BY ACCIDENT.”

14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? “NO.”

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “I AM A DOG. I AM ALSO A SKELETON. WHICH MAKES ME TWICE THE COOL.”

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “I’VE BEEN TOLD I’M TOO LOUD SOMETIMES.”

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL? “MY BROTHERS.”

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? “BUT WHAT ABOUT PANSEXUALITY, ASEXUALITY, OR DEMISXUALITY? AS WELL AS OTHERS? IT’S A LITTLE RUDE TO LEAVE THEM OUT.”

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? “SCHOOL?”

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY? “MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THIS WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.”

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS? “PAPYRUS HAS MANY FANS!”

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? “… CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THAT?”

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? “MY AMAZING OUTFIT OF COURSE. THOUGH ANYTHING LOOKS GOOD ON ME!”

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? “I LOVE MY BROTHERS! AND FRISK. AND UNDYNE. I LOVE A LOT OF PEOPLE!!”

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF? “I DROPPED A GLASS OF WATER ON MYSELF A WEEK BACK.”

26. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS) “PAPYRUS IS THE BEST OF CLASS.”

27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “MANY! SO MANY I CAN’T COUNT THEM.”

28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? “IS THERE SPAGHETTI PIE?”

29. FAVORITE DRINK? “SPAGHETTI DRINK.”

30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? “… HOME.”

31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE~? “OF COURSE! I’M INTERESTED IN EVERYONE. EVERYONE IS SO INTERESTING!”

32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? “… YOU KNOW. I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU’RE ASKING THIS. I MEAN. WHO IS WILLY? WHY WOULD I HAVE ONE OF THEM?”

33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “THE OCEAN IS HUGE! BUT SOMETIMES AT THE BEACH YOU GET SAND IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. THAT’S NOT AS MUCH FUN.”

34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? “I AM A SKELETON. OF COURSE.”

35. ANY FETISHES? “WHAT IS THAT?”

36. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? “YOU KNOW. I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THIS QUESTION IS. I RETAIN THE RIGHT NOT TO ANSWER THIS.”

37. CAMPING OR INDOORS? “BOTH ARE AMAZING. THOUGH SANS ISN’T SO GOOD AT CAMPING, SO WE TYPICALLY JUST STAY IN OUR BACKYARD.”

It might be a little too late for that though Paps.

Sindog Papyrus. Ah yes.